no

[justafungi]

When she starts talking, tell her to shut up and and not to be so needy. Everyone knows a guys time is more important.

 

[LilithX]

Headphone cords tangled up? Spray some detangler on it, voila!

 

[AlexWS]

It's cool to reuse toilet paper.

 

[Englishflower]

It's cool to reuse toilet paper.

You guys are soo gross lolz

 

[Englishflower]

Always drive on the wrong side of the road it's usually less busy therefore safer lolz

 

[JustforfunGuy]

Never use a condom with a stranger

 

[Gigio8o]

Of course he will respect you in the morning!!!

 

[Calazviel]

She slept with you on the first date, of course she see's you as a long term relationship prospect

 

[Gigio8o]

"Bang first, ask questions later" is always a good strategy to employ, and if someone tells you he/she is a "bang first, ask questions later" kind of person, definitely go through with whatever sexual act he/she is offering.

(Based on a true story)

Then, say hello to STDs.....
based on a Hallmark Movie of the Week...…

 

[Calazviel]

Just mix baking baking soda with vinegar and apply it on to your genitals with an abrasive cloth this should dispel any STD you may be harbouring

 

[Gigio8o]

Just mix baking baking soda with vinegar and apply it on to your genitals with an abrasive cloth this should dispel any STD you may be harbouring

Always take womanly advice from a man....
They're so smart!!!
They know everything!!!

 

[Crs8388]

Icy hot makes great lube

 

[PalePetiteKelsie]

Mix your bleach with ammonia for double the cleaning power!

(Please no one actually do this)

 

[Calazviel]

Mix your bleach with ammonia for double the cleaning power!

(Please no one actually do this)

I reiterate the point NEVER EVER try this

 

[LillyK]

Mix your bleach with ammonia for double the cleaning power!

(Please no one actually do this)

Hahahahahaha yeah I learned this when I was 18

 

[ThatDude118]

If you're on a frozen lake, always walk where the ice is thinnest. These spots, especially closer to the center of the lake, are safer than even the land around it.

 

[Chubbychappie]

Staying on the topic of frozen
When it’s at least -10c find a metal post and lick it (supposed to be good luck)

 

[PalePetiteKelsie]

If you drop your phone in water just throw it in the microwave for a minute to dry it out

 

[Calazviel]

Wolf whistle the ladies really do love it

 

[Chubbychappie]

All girls love to look at dick pics Especially the ones that say no(They just say that because they don’t want other people knowing)