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[Dirtybugger666]

Are you sick of getting your balls caught in the zip? Try this tip (lol)

 

[Dirtybugger666]

If you see something moving in the bushes late at night in a remote place, investigate in secret, with a gag on to prevent scaring the tiny animals.

 

[Dirtybugger666]

All snakes are harmless, the "venom" is simply a hallucinogenic, why else would there have been a snake in the garden of Eden?

 

[Dirtybugger666]

If your boss is a moron, and you want to take their place. Simply challenge them to mortal combat and kill them, make sure you have at least 3 witnesses

 

[SweetLesGirl]

Trust fence sitters is the best friends ever

 

[Dirtybugger666]

Those numbers on the side of the road are a rough guide. Sure it says 25, but U can easy get to 60.

 

[LilithX]

Guys, want to show everyone how much you love your lady? Grab your girls’ bikini bottoms and wear as your swimsuit in public. So romantic.

 

[Chris_90]

Don’t let anybody fool you about showers, they are overrated.. once a month is more than enough..

 

[Bdj_1992]

Want to get that shiny result for your hair?

use hydrochloric acid!

It will shine like never before

 

[Slopps]

A bag of chip a day, keeps the doctor away!

 

[Dirtybugger666]

Do you have an iron deficiency?
Eat metal shavings for the best boost.

 

[Dirtybugger666]

Feeling run down, nauseated, bowel trouble? Enemas waste water?
Simply go to a gas station and stick the tyre inflator up there. 2 minutes and you feel brand new.

 

[SweetLesGirl]

Walk bare feet over lego its fun trust me

 

[Chris_90]

In need of honey? Try spooning out a bee’s nest and taste that sweeeeet sensation!!

 

[DangerMouse1]

Tell her to calm down

 

[Fukcster]

The terrible life advice thread. Exactly as it says on the tin.

Remember to always listen to anything this guy says

 

[MelancholyArtist]

Post whatever you want to in any of the forums. No one cares if you follow the rules or not.

 

[Chris_90]

Always drive on the wrong lane, it’s way faster as everyone will need to dodge you… saves you so much times traveling from A to B

 

[Dirtybugger666]

Good tip. Plus fuel is expensive. Make it yourself with flour and water

 

[SweetLesGirl]

Replace the sugar with salt befor you serve coffee or tea