Locket44 Resident FCN Regular Nov 13, 2022 #441 Be rude to the check in staff at the airport because they have total control of the weather sure why don't they just flick that switch and turn the wind off..
Be rude to the check in staff at the airport because they have total control of the weather sure why don't they just flick that switch and turn the wind off..
Normalish Resident FCN Regular Nov 13, 2022 #443 When the light turns red on the traffic lights it means go
Mrroscoe03 Resident FCN Regular Nov 13, 2022 #444 If your neighbor has a big back yard, it's perfectly acceptable to make use of it by blowing your leaves into it in the Fall..
If your neighbor has a big back yard, it's perfectly acceptable to make use of it by blowing your leaves into it in the Fall..
Professor_Oral Resident FCN Regular Nov 13, 2022 #445 When a lady is arguing with you and losing her temper telling her "Calm down sugartits" works every time. Thank me later
When a lady is arguing with you and losing her temper telling her "Calm down sugartits" works every time. Thank me later
Snap75 Resident FCN Regular Nov 13, 2022 #446 Do you have trouble approaching people to start a conversation? Wear a bucket on your head to deflect those bad thoughts.
Do you have trouble approaching people to start a conversation? Wear a bucket on your head to deflect those bad thoughts.
Britney92 Resident FCN Regular Nov 14, 2022 #447 Drink up your drink at a college bar, after you let an overly aggressive man, who just met watch your drink, while you peed.
Drink up your drink at a college bar, after you let an overly aggressive man, who just met watch your drink, while you peed.
WomenRfromVenus_ Well-Known Member FCN Regular Aug 3, 2023 #448 'Redneck Rodeo' When you have your lady bent over whisper "your sister is prettier" then see how long you can hang on.
'Redneck Rodeo' When you have your lady bent over whisper "your sister is prettier" then see how long you can hang on.
D Dogowar Resident FCN Regular Aug 3, 2023 #449 Other version. When you're deep in the ass of your lady, call her by her sisters/ brothers name lol
R RoseWild2 Guest Aug 13, 2023 #450 At a concert and you do not hear what your date asked, always just nod your head yes.
Someguy1323 Surfer FCN Regular Aug 13, 2023 #451 If you think you've had too much to drink, pour a big glass of alcohol and put it next to your bed in case you wake up thirsty.
If you think you've had too much to drink, pour a big glass of alcohol and put it next to your bed in case you wake up thirsty.