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[FrankBlack]

Blow drying your hair in the bath is an efficient use of your time.

 

[LillyK]

Go ahead, pee on the electric fence.

LMAO

 

[LillyK]

Touch the hot stove. You know you want to and it won't hurt that much at all!

 

[HeartStrings]

Get dogs excited and friendly by running towards them and shouting, don’t wait to pet them just lean over them and put your face right in theirs. It’s the best way to make them be your friend forever.

 

[Dogowar]

Remember, if the handbrake on your car is failing and you park on a hill, don't leave it in gear. Use blocks of ice under the front or back wheels to stop if from moving, especially on hot days.

 

[Calazviel]

 

[Deleted member 1136740]

Junk food is the healthiest. Staple diet.

 

[Chubbychappie]

If you hate your job just quit
Life’s more relaxing when you’re living on benefits

 

[Hotcarter76]

Don't use a Condom

 

[Riryu]

Don’t forget to regularly water your computer, it gets very hot and it needs the refreshment

 

[Dogowar]

Why go to the dentist to have your teeth whitened and bleached?? Just use common old house hold bleach.

Just swish it around your mouth once a day and your teeth will be sparkling and white at a fraction of the cost.

 

[Riryu]

A angle grinder makes the best tooth polisher they become so shiny it’s like their not even their

 

[Calazviel]

 

[Riryu]

This is how it works right?

 

[Corsair48]

When calling customer service, be sure to yell, scream, curse, threaten, etc, this will make the customer service agent want to bend over backwards to fix your problem.

 

[Hotcarter76]

Always expect to have sex on the first date

 

[Deleted member 1136740]

Don’t watch before crossing the road. You’ll be fine.

 

[Lakeside]

Its okay to drive 10 or 20 kph under the speed-limit. No one will mind.

Ls x

 

[Deleted member 1136740]

Its okay to drive 10 or 20 kph under the speed-limit. No one will mind.

Ls x

Driving slowly on the interstate will earn you rewards from cops.

 

[Riryu]

Whenever you see cops be sure to floor it as a sign of respect