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[Kheldar_TO]

When pulled over by the cops and asked to complete a field sobriety test, ask them to reach into the back of your car and pass you your 'blind' walking stick - so you can tell where the line is.

 

[Tdp06]

If you get bad headache, simply wear undersized shoes, that way you get foot pain and you forget about your headache.

 

[Calazviel]

Laxatives are a great way to loose weight for maximum results in the shortest period of time I suggest a stimulant laxative to really get things moving and bring that urgency to your weight loss, a bulk forming laxative to ensure every every motion is substantial, a faecal softener as you don't want to be straining for too long and time is money and lastly an osmotic laxative to ensure you're not retaining too much water so you really do look lean.

 

[Calazviel]

It's all about the withdrawal method, just as effective as condoms but with all of the pleasure..just remember to wash your cock in warm soapy water afterwards this should effectively eliminate the risk of developing an std.

 

[Riryu]

Careful any form of contact with a female has a chance of getting her pregnant!

 

[Calazviel]

 

[Gilligan420]

Honesty is not the best policy

 

[Bennettrose]

Don't look both ways before you cross.

 

[Gilligan420]

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough

 

[nessabbyxo]

Do not drink any water after consuming tons of alcohol.

 

[Calazviel]

 

[Oldgymrat]

Play with your girls happy parts after chopping jalepenos she will love it!

 

[Calazviel]

When dead drunk it's always best to get food from the place that looks like it should have been closed down by the centre for disease control, your colon will absolutely be able to handle it alongside the booze you decided to mix it up with

 

[Chubbychappie]

To stop dust getting in your eyes while you’re out on your bike
Use eye patches

 

[Calazviel]

 

[Thalassa]

Always be honest with your partner.

Sample questions:
- Do I look fat in this?
- Does my cum taste good?
- Is one boob/ nut droopier than the other?
- Were you looking at that waitress' ass?

 

[Thalassa]

FCN advice for newbies:

- Dick pic profiles are of men who are most willing to put themselves out there (not just literally).
- If someone seems crazy, give them the benefit of doubt. Not once, or twice, but multiple times!
- Having gossip spread about you means you are popular. Roll with it!
- Catfishes are people too, you know?
- If it seems you are being ghosted, don't give up! Just increase the frequency of your PMs to them.

 

[Dogowar]

Remember, the safest place to be during a thunderstorm is under an electricity pylon.

 

[Sarah_100]

Dick pics are the best way to attract girls.