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Calazviel
Guest
Getting kicked to the balls repeatedly is a cheaper alternative to a vasectomy
Always remember to tell your new girlfriend how hot your old one was to give her something to aspire too.
Brilliant. Inspirational stuff. Haha
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Calazviel
Guest
The hottest thing on the menu, you know you want it, it will burn on the way in and on the way out but go on your arsehole deserves it.
To make sure your woollens are cleaned properly
Give them an extra long boil wash.
Don’t forget to tumble dry them on high temperature too
Give them an extra long boil wash.
Don’t forget to tumble dry them on high temperature too
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Calazviel
Guest
Farting is a great way to get your partner intoxicated on your pheromones
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Misha000
Guest
Make me a submissive ....
Oh wowwww, you're a great singer! That . Was . SOOOOO GOOD! You should go on Australian Idol!
Why waste a good sock when you could just use a bread bag!?
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nessabbyxo
Guest
Add bleach to your colored clothes every time you wash. 
C
Calazviel
Guest
You don't need 2ply or 4ply or cushioned or scented all your bumhole needs is single ply recycled
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nessabbyxo
Guest
When covering up food to microwave always, always use aluminum foil.
Be a dear and remember to wash your partners phone next time you're doing the dishes!
Save time by drying it in the oven when you're cooking lasagne for dinner.
They will be proud of your multitasking abilities!
Save time by drying it in the oven when you're cooking lasagne for dinner.
They will be proud of your multitasking abilities!
C
Calazviel
Guest
Nothing says I love you like a Dutch oven
So evil!!
*Laughed a little too loud at this!
Cut your own fringe, you've got this!!