Note To Future Self

This past week:
  • I had the corona virus scare
  • I seen dressed up dicks. (Yes it's a thang, do forum search enquiry)
  • I stared too intently at a naughty video :D (ok I went back and watched again)
  • I worked on rebuilding a bridge I had burned
  • I smiled when opening a text that called me 'southern belle'
  • I fell into a toilet bowl because the seat was left up :mad:
  • I felt sad when fb memories showed me old pics of my dog :(
  • I laid in pajamas eating jelly beans at Noon with no regrets
  • I decided to view people who eat medium rare steaks, as human too
  • I learned that Vanilla Ice can't get sick when he's already the illest
  • I realized cross country running is great if you live in a small country
  • I stayed at home while everyone else stocked up on toilet paper
 
Hey future me....
Enjoy the sex you have, cause it's fucking awesome isn't it?
Have more sex...cause it's fucking awesome isn't it?
If you're not having awesome sex, get in the time machine, and go back to when we did.

Fap more.

Make sure you have enough toilet paper. Just in case
 
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