Note To Future Self

This past week:
  • I had the corona virus scare
  • I seen dressed up dicks. (Yes it's a thang, do forum search enquiry)
  • I stared too intently at a naughty video :D (ok I went back and watched again)
  • I worked on rebuilding a bridge I had burned
  • I smiled when opening a text that called me 'southern belle'
  • I fell into a toilet bowl because the seat was left up :mad:
  • I felt sad when fb memories showed me old pics of my dog :(
  • I laid in pajamas eating jelly beans at Noon with no regrets
  • I decided to view people who eat medium rare steaks, as human too
  • I learned that Vanilla Ice can't get sick when he's already the illest
  • I realized cross country running is great if you live in a small country
  • I stayed at home while everyone else stocked up on toilet paper
 

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