OMG, WTF, BFF, FWB

we have all seen the 3 letter abbreviations last night i went to see a FWB ( friend with benefit's ) its allowed im single and as ive been sick with a cold this weekend i needed cheering up, ( i have had laura and louise look after me but sometimes you need something different ) so any way i did a reverse booty call, as the americans call it.
and i went to see my FWB lovely guy not handsome or sexy but there if i need him a shoulder to cry on or something to sit on,
any way as usual im going off the point
the 3 letter words
a thread to change them FWB could be Friend with Boner
so change the 3 letter abrevaitions into something new naughty and fun.

 

G2B ( going to bed ) Got 2 Bonk

 

LWB (Long Wheel Base) Loner With a Boner

 

ASAP As soon as possible ASAP Ambers sexy ass please

 

ATM automated teller machine ATM Ambers Tits & Muff

 

Following you

AHAH (exclamation) = Amber Hot As Hell

 

AWOL Absent without leave AWOL Amber would love oral

 

BBIAB Be back in a bit BBIA Big boner in Ambers ass

 

Lmao, Laughing My Ass Off... Into...
Lmao, Lick My Ass Up.

 

Brb, Be Right Back... Into...
Brb, Big Raging Boner!

 

GMTA Great minds think alike GMTA Good manhandable tits Amber

 

JAM just a minute JAM Just Ambers muff

 

Ok enough Amber 1s
LOL laugh out loud
Lick out Laura

 

PTO please turn over doesnt need changing if your lying on your back
PTO please take orally

 

Is she hot @AmberDoll ? Lol

Tyt, Take Your Time...into...
Taste Your Tits!

 

BYN (break your neck)

Bust your Nuts!

 

LSD (Lysergic acid diethylamide)

Lick some dicks!

 

Some new ones there ive never heard of ty prince
SAT suck and toss your teachers for better marks

 

USA unlimited shagging allowed

 

Morning all
USA
Unlimited sex authorised

Nearly said unauthorised sex allowed but that did sound wrong