Opening with a joke...

FleurDeLise

FleurDeLise

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Let's see if it helps!

What does the sign say on a shut brothel? Beat it, we're closed. *badum-chhhhhhh*

I'll try harder, next time.

So, introductions, I'm Lisa but most people call me Lise. I'm actually terrible at talking about myself in these sorts of things, my mind totally runs away and hides, as it has done now.

I'm a food monster, like I could happily live as a food critic, getting paid to eat and rate. I don't think I could survive a day where there wasn't some form of music. I am single. Pretty shy, especially in new situations, hence why I love online communities/chat. Don't get me started talking about films, I will never shut up.

I'll stop talking now. It's probably just best if you have any questions or want any insights, shout me.

Hopefully I'll have fun getting to know some of you.
 
Greetings Lise, also UK here *waves*

Prepare yourself to be inundated by the "hai, hiii, hey, hi" brigade... oh and lots of dick pics :rolleyes:

Which I guess is ok if you're interested in that typa thing...
 
Hello Lise,
I Hope you find some like minded people on here, do take care though it can get freakkkkky sometimes, especially in the chat rooms, and like Spangle says, watch out for the Meatheads, pressing on pictures can be a wee bit like Russian roulette sometimes so tread carefully.
Have fun.
D7ve.
 
Hi Lise welcome, that joke was pretty shit but hey an attempt was made. Have fun cruising around
 
FleurDeLise said:
Let's see if it helps!

What does the sign say on a shut brothel? Beat it, we're closed. *badum-chhhhhhh*

I'll try harder, next time.

So, introductions, I'm Lisa but most people call me Lise. I'm actually terrible at talking about myself in these sorts of things, my mind totally runs away and hides, as it has done now.

I'm a food monster, like I could happily live as a food critic, getting paid to eat and rate. I don't think I could survive a day where there wasn't some form of music. I am single. Pretty shy, especially in new situations, hence why I love online communities/chat. Don't get me started talking about films, I will never shut up.

I'll stop talking now. It's probably just best if you have any questions or want any insights, shout me.

Hopefully I'll have fun getting to know some of you.
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Hello you know have entered the twilight zone! This place can be crazy and fun. Welcome
 
Welcome to the forums.

I think yours is one of the most honest and interesting intros I have read.

Learn to use the ignore button, keep your standards, and ask if you have any questions.

I hope you enjoy your stay x
 
FleurDeLise said:
Let's see if it helps!

What does the sign say on a shut brothel? Beat it, we're closed. *badum-chhhhhhh*

I'll try harder, next time.

So, introductions, I'm Lisa but most people call me Lise. I'm actually terrible at talking about myself in these sorts of things, my mind totally runs away and hides, as it has done now.

I'm a food monster, like I could happily live as a food critic, getting paid to eat and rate. I don't think I could survive a day where there wasn't some form of music. I am single. Pretty shy, especially in new situations, hence why I love online communities/chat. Don't get me started talking about films, I will never shut up.

I'll stop talking now. It's probably just best if you have any questions or want any insights, shout me.

Hopefully I'll have fun getting to know some of you.
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Hi Lise, yet again another great intro, that's two in two days which is very rare.
Anyway hope your having fun and enjoying your time here, (we aren't all weirdos) would love to hear you views on films as long as you let me get a word in occasionally. X
 
DamianaMinx said:
Hi Lise! Fellow newbie here :)

Hmmm jokes, jokes- let’s go for one to make half this room cringe painfully:
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
*badum-chhhhhhh*

Love eating, love music, love films. We’re going to get on just fine. Welcome!
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Hi fellow newbie! As much as I loved that joke, it did make my eyes water a bit!!

Us foodie, music loving film buffs should definitely stick together, especially when your introduction post was pure perfection!

Lovely to meet you
 
Thanks for the lovely welcome, everyone.

@Spangle Hi! Nice to meet a fellow Brit. Thanks for warning! As for dick pics, they have a time and a place. Unsolicited will more than likely get a highway to the ignore button! In view wise, boobs are far nicer to look at :D

@D7ve67 Thanks! I'll bear that in mind with the picture links. Freaky I can cope with, to a degree, I am British after all and we're known for our prudish ways ;)

@Billy_B hey, I tried.

@FallenFreya Firstly, thank you for the advice. Ignore button has been duly noted!!!! Secondly, Freya is an amazing name! I love all the Nordic myths etc and wished my mother had called me that.

@Ullwntme Thanks for the compliment. I'm hoping it'll be a nice place to settle into. As for films, I'll pretty much watch most things but I adore thrillers and horrors.
 
Glad you have already learns how to tag people on here.
I will add I'm also a fellow Brit.
 
Yes it's dull and dreary morning here. Very wet and cold. But a nice cuppa tea has made it better!
 
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