I’m touring the world looking for the prettiest third leg lifters, I need to take photos of them for a book I’m writing on third legs, do you mind if I get one of you - say cheese!
Tickle
Tickle
You really tickle my fancy.
Wink
Wink
Please excuse my eyes, when they gaze upon such beauty they cannot help but throw out a cheeky wink
Cucumber
Cucumber
You know, with your help, I don't have to use a cucumber tonight.
That's horrible. Lol
Edit: I've already locked the door, now... STRIP!!!
Phone
That's horrible. Lol
Edit: I've already locked the door, now... STRIP!!!
Phone
My phone appears to broken, it doesn’t seem to have a number in it - maybe if you put yours in that will fix it?
Chess
Chess
Me when I'm talking to my friends about a seeing a new guy when you pass by:
"Check and mate."
Game night.
"Check and mate."
Game night.