If you're a chair, I'd sit on you as often as I can.
Beans
Beans
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Flirtinghubby
Guest
Wanna trade your noodz for these magic beans and climb my giant beanstock?
Jack
Jack
Can I use your car jack? No, the one in your pants.
Is it not working? I have a habit of fixing things.
Blue
Is it not working? I have a habit of fixing things.
Blue
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Flirtinghubby
Guest
Wanna come in my mushroom house and smurf my tiny blue balls?
Tree
Tree
Wouldn't it make more sense if you said, "come on?"Wanna come in my mushroom house and smurf my tiny blue balls?
Tree
Got wood?
F
Flirtinghubby
Guest
Nope. Its a house. You gotta come in. I aint washing cum off the walls. Lololol
Leave another word puhleeeze!
Tube
K
Kmam1989
Guest
Chili dogs are one of my favorite things to do with a weenie. Looking at you, I am reminded of my very favorite thing to do with a weenie.
Desperation
Desperation
Out of pure desperation I ask this, but would you please play with my tinky winky round by the bins
dizzy
dizzy
Should my hands wander below decks to see if anything need scrubbing?
burning
burning
I don't think that's how this thread works.
Shall I cover your cake in my icing/frosting?
Limp
Limp
Hey, is your third leg limp? Cause I can lift it up.
Geez that sounds awful.
Cheese
Geez that sounds awful.
Cheese