Pick up line game

[JudithJ1337]

If you're a chair, I'd sit on you as often as I can.

Beans

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Wanna trade your noodz for these magic beans and climb my giant beanstock?


Jack

 

[JudithJ1337]

Can I use your car jack? No, the one in your pants.

Is it not working? I have a habit of fixing things.



Blue

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Wanna come in my mushroom house and smurf my tiny blue balls?




Tree

 

[JudithJ1337]

Wanna come in my mushroom house and smurf my tiny blue balls?




Tree

Wouldn't it make more sense if you said, "come on?"


Got wood?

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Wouldn't it make more sense if you said, "come on?"

Nope. Its a house. You gotta come in. I aint washing cum off the walls. Lololol

Leave another word puhleeeze!

 

[JudithJ1337]

Tube

 

[Saximony]

Your boobs are so nice they belong on the boob tube.

Chili

 

[Kmam1989]

Chili dogs are one of my favorite things to do with a weenie. Looking at you, I am reminded of my very favorite thing to do with a weenie.

Desperation

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

Out of pure desperation I ask this, but would you please play with my tinky winky round by the bins

dizzy

 

[Snap75]

I am mesmerised by your eyes.
Captivated by your profile.
You make my heart dizzy.
May I know your name?

Below

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

Should my hands wander below decks to see if anything need scrubbing?

burning

 

[DD_850]

Do you have yellow eyes? Because, baby, you are burning me up.


Calories

 

[Snap75]

Hey baby, no calories in semen. JS

Prison

 

[DD_850]

Are you a prison cell cause i want to be stuck in you forever

lightsaber

 

[Snap75]

I'm no Jedi, but I can use the force. Wanna see my lightsaber?

Wookie

 

[DD_850]

If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait until you see my Wookie

Cake

 

[JudithJ1337]

Man: Can I have your number?

Female: I have a bf.

Man: I have a math test.

Woman: (Confused look)


Man: I thought we were talking about things we could cheat on.

I don't think that's how this thread works.

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

Shall I cover your cake in my icing/frosting?

Limp

 

[JudithJ1337]

Hey, is your third leg limp? Cause I can lift it up.

Geez that sounds awful.

Cheese