Banter Pickup Lines

[Casey86]

Are you a sea lion? Because I want to sea you lion in my bed tonight

 

[Casey86]

I’ve been feeling a little lifeless lately—would you give me mouth-to-mouth?

 

[Casey86]

You look cold, want to use me as a blanket

 

[Mikehawk77]

I imagine you taste like sunshine

 

[Casey86]

I have a phone number, you have a phone number—think of the possibilities

 

[Busty276]

Can I buy them puppies a drink!!!

 

[Normalish]

This made me laugh

 

[Stanthropical]

I have cheesecake and wine. Wanna eat it with me?

 

[Casey86]

I was just thinking about you… and all my blood traveled south. See you later

 

[MorellaGoddessofLeather]

Are you tired....because you been running through my mind all night

 

[Casey86]

I'm adding you to my to do list. Can I check you if tonight?

 

[Casey86]

Trick or treating was fun, but I didn't get any candy. Would you mind if I had you instead

 

[Casey86]

I dressed up as a ghost......wanna get under the sheets

 

[BunnyBeeHope]

Are you a monster? Because you look Frankenfine.

 

[Casey86]

Even if there was no gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you

 

[MorellaGoddessofLeather]

Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

 

[MorellaGoddessofLeather]

Damn turkey jerky, are you a chimp, because I got a monkey you can play with

 

[itsthicc]

If you were a poster I'd pin you to my wall.

 

[Kev469]

Get your coat love, you've pulled!

 

[Casey86]

I'm not saying a pic of you nude would brighten my day, but we can try it for scientific purposes