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Thalassa
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You and @SweetLesGirl look great! Are the royalties good?
Thoughts Post your little thoughts.
@Jinxy ... geezzzz then you wonder why people wonder see is you all you
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Jinxy
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All I did was post a photo of a crazy game ... @Thalassa went and made it all weird.
Dont blame Thalassa she is innocent you are to blame
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Jinxy
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Yeh she is innocent like you are always innocent
Glad to see you acknowledge me and @Thalassa is innocent that is big of youYeh she is innocent like you are always innocent
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Jinxy
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Glad you see you acknowledge me and @Thalassa is innocent that is big of you
Lol lub you xx
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Thalassa
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Yeh she is innocent like you are always innocent
Glad to see you acknowledge me and @Thalassa is innocent that is big of you
Thank you Jinxy! I will share your truthful and clear testimonial to all those who presuppose my intentions are machiavellic which they never ever are
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Thalassa
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Do they have tags like: First cum, first serve(d)? Please cum again?
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Jinxy
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You should really do their marketing.
What I keep wondering through all this is whether there is a companion product for men. Why should you women have all the fun?
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Jinxy
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Trade mark that idea right now.What I keep wondering through all this is whether there is a companion product for men. Why should you women have all the fun?
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Thalassa
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Jinxy
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Wow. Now I really want to buy it!!
Hahahaha omg
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Thalassa
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What I keep wondering through all this is whether there is a companion product for men. Why should you women have all the fun?
Companion Product:
SQUIRT - the lick it and flick it game.
Slogans:
You can't rush it to gush it.
No sweat, no wet.
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Physical requirements:
- Be able to hold position for an sextended amount of time for more powerful gushes.
- May experience temporary neck and hand cramps.
- To avoid back pain and leg cramps, find a comfortable position. Lying down or having it at mouth level or on your face are the 3 best ones.
Recommendations:
- Wear goggles
- Snorkelling tube highly recommended
- Heat wraps for cramps
- To preempt cramps, eat bananas and magnesium tablets before play begins.
- Lick it and flick it in front of a group of women. You may get to continue the game on live models.* This statement has not been approved or proven.
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- Please wash after use or it may develop a fishy smell.
Lol omg hahaha
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Jinxy
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It practically sells itself
Seems like there could be a whole line of products here...
- replaceable “parts” with different shapes and sizes
- refills for the, ummm, reservoir in the game
- virtual online versions ... play over the internet ... play with more than two people ...
