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[Thalassa]

so apparently this is a thing. I am just not sure why it is.

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You and @SweetLesGirl look great! Are the royalties good?

 

[SweetLesGirl]

You and @SweetLesGirl look great! Are the royalties good?

@Jinxy ... geezzzz then you wonder why people wonder see is you all you

 

[Jinxy]

@Jinxy ... geezzzz then you wonder why people wonder see is you all you

All I did was post a photo of a crazy game ... @Thalassa went and made it all weird.

 

[SweetLesGirl]

All I did was post a photo of a crazy game ... @Thalassa went and made it all weird.

Dont blame Thalassa she is innocent you are to blame

 

[Jinxy]

Dont blame Thalassa she is innocent you are to blame

Yeh she is innocent like you are always innocent

 

[SweetLesGirl]

Yeh she is innocent like you are always innocent

Glad to see you acknowledge me and @Thalassa is innocent that is big of you

 

[Jinxy]

Glad you see you acknowledge me and @Thalassa is innocent that is big of you

 

[SweetLesGirl]

Lol lub you xx

 

[Thalassa]

Yeh she is innocent like you are always innocent

Glad to see you acknowledge me and @Thalassa is innocent that is big of you

Thank you Jinxy! I will share your truthful and clear testimonial to all those who presuppose my intentions are machiavellic which they never ever are

 

[Thalassa]

All I did was post a photo of a crazy game ... @Thalassa went and made it all weird.

Do they have tags like: First cum, first serve(d)? Please cum again?

 

[Jinxy]

Do they have tags like: First cum, first serve(d)? Please cum again?

You should really do their marketing.

 

[Phantasym]

You should really do their marketing.

What I keep wondering through all this is whether there is a companion product for men. Why should you women have all the fun?

 

[Jinxy]

What I keep wondering through all this is whether there is a companion product for men. Why should you women have all the fun?

Trade mark that idea right now.

 

[Thalassa]

You should really do their marketing.

- Pre order to have it pre-cum for your earliest enjoyment!

- Purchase sexpediated hand delivery and your maleman will put it in your hands in a jiffy!

- For group discount orders, your gang will get the biggest bang for their buck.

- Best for(e) play by 2 users per device.

- Cum one, cum all! You'll cum away pleased with Face Cum as your new go-2 game.

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**Manufacturer notes**
1. Playtime depends on user's skills and experience. Frequent play will greatly shorten time for face cum explosion.

2. Download our video for a lengthy tutorial with lots of tips on Tips.

3. To report broken Face Cum dick handles, contact our cumstomer service. We will send you free dicks for uninterrupted play for free. No questions asked!

4. Our cumstomer service is available 24/7/365. Call us at our toll-free number 1-800-FACE-CUM
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5. Product may stick in hair and require vigorous washing with acetone. Recommended to have a 2nd individual in the shower to assist you.

6. Available in different sizes. Please view size chart for mouth circumferences. Also available in different colors and textures.

(I'm SORRY!!! I really can't help it!)

 

[Jinxy]

- Pre order to have it pre-cum for your earliest enjoyment!

- Purchase sexpediated hand delivery and your maleman will put it in your hands in a jiffy!

- For group discount orders, your gang will get the biggest bang for their buck.

- Best for(e) play by 2 users per device.

- Cum one, cum all! You'll cum away pleased with Face Cum as your new go-2 game.

-
**Manufacturer notes**
1. Playtime depends on user's skills and experience. Frequent play will greatly shorten time for face cum explosion.

2. Download our video for a lengthy tutorial with lots of tips on Tips.

3. To report broken Face Cum dick handles, contact our cumstomer service. We will send you free dicks for uninterrupted play for free. No questions asked!

4. Our cumstomer service is available 24/7/365. Call us at our toll-free number 1-800-FACE-CUM
Our Face Cum clients Cum First!

5. Product may stick in hair and require vigorous washing with acetone. Recommended to have a 2nd individual in the shower to assist you.

(I'm SORRY!!! I really can't help it!)

Wow. Now I really want to buy it!!

 

[SweetLesGirl]

- Pre order to have it pre-cum for your earliest enjoyment!

- Purchase sexpediated hand delivery and your maleman will put it in your hands in a jiffy!

- For group discount orders, your gang will get the biggest bang for their buck.

- Best for(e) play by 2 users per device.

- Cum one, cum all! You'll cum away pleased with Face Cum as your new go-2 game.

-
**Manufacturer notes**
1. Playtime depends on user's skills and experience. Frequent play will greatly shorten time for face cum explosion.

2. Download our video for a lengthy tutorial with lots of tips on Tips.

3. To report broken Face Cum dick handles, contact our cumstomer service. We will send you free dicks for uninterrupted play for free. No questions asked!

4. Our cumstomer service is available 24/7/365. Call us at our toll-free number 1-800-FACE-CUM
Our Face Cum clients Cum First!

5. Product may stick in hair and require vigorous washing with acetone. Recommended to have a 2nd individual in the shower to assist you.

(I'm SORRY!!! I really can't help it!)

Hahahaha omg

 

[Thalassa]

What I keep wondering through all this is whether there is a companion product for men. Why should you women have all the fun?

Companion Product:
SQUIRT - the lick it and flick it game.

Slogans:
You can't rush it to gush it.
No sweat, no wet.
Squirt the new way to flirt.

Physical requirements:
- Be able to hold position for an sextended amount of time for more powerful gushes.
- May experience temporary neck and hand cramps.
- To avoid back pain and leg cramps, find a comfortable position. Lying down or having it at mouth level or on your face are the 3 best ones.

Recommendations:
- Wear goggles
- Snorkelling tube highly recommended
- Heat wraps for cramps
- To preempt cramps, eat bananas and magnesium tablets before play begins.
- Lick it and flick it in front of a group of women. You may get to continue the game on live models.* This statement has not been approved or proven.

After Care for your product:
Aftercare is very important
- Please wash after use or it may develop a fishy smell.

 

[SweetLesGirl]

Companion Product:
SQUIRT - the lick it and flick it game.

Slogans:
You can't rush it to gush it.
No sweat, no wet.
Squirt the new way to flirt.

Physical requirements:
- Be able to hold position for an sextended amount of time for more powerful gushes.
- May experience temporary neck and hand cramps.
- To avoid back pain and leg cramps, find a comfortable position. Lying down or having it at mouth level or on your face are the 3 best ones.

Recommendations:
- Wear goggles
- Snorkelling tube highly recommended
- Heat wraps for cramps
- To preempt cramps, eat bananas and magnesium tablets before play begins.
- Lick it and flick it in front of a group of women. You may get to continue the game on live models.* This statement has not been approved or proven.

After Care for your product:
Aftercare is very important
- Please wash after use or it may develop a fishy smell.

Lol omg hahaha

 

[Jinxy]

Companion Product:
SQUIRT - the lick it and flick it game.

Slogans:
You can't rush it to gush it.
No sweat, no wet.
Squirt the new way to flirt.

Physical requirements:
- Be able to hold position for an sextended amount of time for more powerful gushes.
- May experience temporary neck and hand cramps.
- To avoid back pain and leg cramps, find a comfortable position. Lying down or having it at mouth level or on your face are the 3 best ones.

Recommendations:
- Wear goggles
- Snorkelling tube highly recommended
- Heat wraps for cramps
- To preempt cramps, eat bananas and magnesium tablets before play begins.
- Lick it and flick it in front of a group of women. You may get to continue the game on live models.* This statement has not been approved or proven.

After Care for your product:
Aftercare is very important
- Please wash after use or it may develop a fishy smell.

It practically sells itself

 

[Phantasym]

Companion Product:
SQUIRT - the lick it and flick it game.

Slogans:
You can't rush it to gush it.
No sweat, no wet.
Squirt the new way to flirt.

Physical requirements:
- Be able to hold position for an sextended amount of time for more powerful gushes.
- May experience temporary neck and hand cramps.
- To avoid back pain and leg cramps, find a comfortable position. Lying down or having it at mouth level or on your face are the 3 best ones.

Recommendations:
- Wear goggles
- Snorkelling tube highly recommended
- Heat wraps for cramps
- To preempt cramps, eat bananas and magnesium tablets before play begins.
- Lick it and flick it in front of a group of women. You may get to continue the game on live models.* This statement has not been approved or proven.

After Care for your product:
Aftercare is very important
- Please wash after use or it may develop a fishy smell.

Seems like there could be a whole line of products here...

- replaceable “parts” with different shapes and sizes
- refills for the, ummm, reservoir in the game
- virtual online versions ... play over the internet ... play with more than two people ...