Funny Predictive Text

I hate predictive text (intrusive af), but I like participating in this nonsense. Is that normal?

Why do you have a problem with the smell of your coffee when it's not supposed to smell like coffee and it tastes like coffee

Bend over and let me
 
I hate predictive text (intrusive af), but I like participating in this nonsense. Is that normal?

Why do you have a problem with the smell of your coffee when it's not supposed to smell like coffee and it tastes like coffee

Bend over and let me
 
Why don't you just come over here for a minute to get some stuff done before I come over there so you can take care of yourself while you're at home so we could talk about your plans for the weekend so we could do something together or whatever

Tell me how you would
 
Tell me how you would feel without me knowing what you’re doing with your money and how much you are spending on your house and your bills and everything

Chicken surprise is…
 
Chicken surprise is on sale now for about two hundred dollars if you're interested in buying one for me or you

It's very coagulated, so I'm
 
It’s very coagulated, so I’m going with a little more water than usual and then adding some of that liquid after

You smell like my…
 
You smell like my cat when you get home from work lol I'm sorry but you smell so much like my kitty lol I'm so glad you got home safely I'm sorry for the bad weather but you are the best thing to ever... (it's just gets fucking weirder and creepier and all sorts of perv what the fuck, Apple? LOL)

Coincidentally, I am not your
 
Coincidentally, I am not your dad but you are my brother so I’m sure you will find out when you’re in a better mood and you will find someone to help you with that (tf…?!)

I have a secret about…
 
This tastes just like the original recipe from my local bakery and it tastes amazing but the texture is just too much for my liking so I’m going to make a new batch

Let me peek at your…
 
Let me peek at your house and I'll give you a call when I'm on the way back from my office and I'll give it a shot if you're still at home and you want to talk about the car and what your thoughts are on the car....

It was so good, I tried
 
It was so good, I tried to make a little video of myself but couldn’t find any good ones for that price range

Let me take you to…
 
Let me take you to my place and then you can take your clothes off and then I'll take you to the shop after you drop the stuff o.O

Tell me how you'll
 
Tell me how you’ll do the rest when you’re back home from your trip and I’ll give you some tips (LOL)

I like my sandwich like I like my…
 
I like my sandwich like I like my breakfast and my lunch and my dinner and my lunch and my breakfast and dinner and my lunch...

I looked back and whoa
 
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