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If only I could get a better picture of the moon and the moon in the same day

Why is this so
 
If only I could get a better picture of the moon and the moon in the same day

Why is this so
 
It's not fair that you have to go through this process with your family because they don't want you there anymore

why is this so
 
I often wonder how much I should have done with this stuff before the pandemic started because it seems so simple and easy for people who don’t want it anymore

Oh dear, I made a mess all over my…
 
Oh dear, I made a mess all over my bed last night and my phone was dead so I'm going to have to get some more pictures of my bed and then I'll send you some photos when I'm finished

As I walk through the valley of clowns
 
As I walk through the valley of clowns in my head I see my own face and my eyes are filled with tears of sadness that are so deep in my soul (wtf…)

Don’t cut off your finger…
 
O.o

Don’t cut off your finger when you're not feeling well enough to get up and walk around in your underwear and watch the world burn

LOLWTF

I'd tell you, but then
 
I’d tell you, but then you could just go back to sleep for the rest of your life because you’re tired of being alone

Sometimes I think about…
 
Sometimes I think about how much my life has changed since the day I started working for the government in order to make sure that the people of America were happy with the outcome of the referendum

That meme is so dank, it made my
 
That meme is so dank, it made my heart melt and I’m glad you made me feel like a little bit of a jerk when you said you didn’t like me but now I’m not even mad anymore because you don’t know me anymore

Duck is to water…
 
Duck is to water in your garden for about two weeks before it starts growing roots and then it will start getting bigger again after the first few months...

I'd eat that sausage, but
 
I’d eat that sausage, but I’m a big believer that it’s better to eat a lot of meat and then have a good amount of protein in your diet before eating a ton of veggies or fruits or whatever else you’re eating

It’s a bit salty on my…
 
It’s a bit salty on my end because it's not really that deep and it's just not really the best flavor for the coffee and I think it's just not as strong as the other ones

There's no rhyme or reason
 
There’s no rhyme or reason to believe the government would do anything differently if they were not so concerned about their own personal lives and their own safety as well as the safety of their loved ones

Once upon a time…
 
Once upon a time there was a girl named Maria who was the only girl who could make the world go round and round and round and round with her husband who had been married three times before she became pregnant with his...

Contrary to popular belief, giraffes don't actually
 
Contrary to popular belief, giraffes don't actually have any questions about the same online number as far as some people will try to be....

Quick, over there...
 
Quick, over there in the middle of nowhere is a big red flag to be having to go through...


Shouldn't you be
 
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