Funny Predictive Text

It's hard to believe the world has changed since the beginning of time but it is the same thing as it was before the beginning of the Cold War

I'm so wet, take
 
Over the edge, over the top and under the bottom of the bed are the best options available for you and your wife as you move into the bedroom with your husband

Look inside my pants, but don't
 
Look inside my pants, but don't look for anyone to help me out with my baguette on this one as well please

I'm so hot I'm sweating
 
I'm so hot I'm sweating like crazy right now and my stomach feels really weird but I'm just trying not to get into the shower because it's really cold outside so I'm gonna lay down and then I'm gonna go get some ice cream

Touch me where
 
Touch me where you want to be and I’ll give you a free pet for free and then I’ll trade it back to me and I’ll show my pet back to you.

Pull out your
 
Pull out your pants and take your time to get ready for the next day of the week and then come back in and do your thing with your hands

My ass
 
My ass and I are working with your brother in a similar situation to make it happen again today

Do I smell
 
It's a red wrangler with an aluminum handle on top of the motor and the driver is not working properly so the car has been replaced by the new one which will probably take about an inch off the top of my head but the other parts will come off in about two weeks

Jingle
 
Jingle for me but as we discussed yesterday so please can we arrange something else in my vagina

Do you know who
 
Do you know who the other person is and why you don't have a clue what they're talking about

As extravagant
 
As extravagant as this may seem in the first few months after a successful launch in space for the next generation of astronauts and their crew is expected to take on new responsibilities.

Let me borrow your tongue to
 
Walking naked on the beach must be a good time to time out and then I can get to bed at the moment if you want to go to the beach and get a ride home and then I can get you some food and I'll be there in a few minutes or so I can get you some food.

I'd let you drive us home, but
 
I’d let you drive us home, but we have no choice if we’re coming back to the beach and staying with the boys tonight so we won’t be able to make dinner with the girls tomorrow evening if that’s what you’re thinking about and if you’re still planning to come over tomorrow morning we could just have a sleepover at my place

This apple pie is…
 
This apple pie is so delicious and so good and so delicious and I love it

It’s warm and sticky when
 
I want you to think about me being there for you and I don't want to go back to the store and get some rest....
(It's been years and that damn store still haunts my predictive text.)


I give up...
 
I give up my life for you because you’re my only love and I’m not gonna let you down because you’re the one who made me feel like I’m a little bit better than I was

That got deep…
 
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