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That got deep in the water when the sun was setting on it and it started raining so I just got out and got a run in.

Let’s prep the veggies
 
Let's prep the veggies on Friday night as its really fucking hell to get baked on my way to your office

This week sucks
 
This week sucks but it's worth the food so I'm gonna go back to sleep for now so I'll try again next month when it's done with the rest of this year

Flick me that
 
Flick me that way and I’ll give you my number so we can get to know each other better and then I’ll give you a good pet because you know I love your videos

Bat wings…
 
Bat wings and the other two wings are all good for the night but the rest of your life is going well so far and you are doing fine so far

My juicy
 
My juicy girl is gonna be in bed with a friend later on today and tomorrow night at the same time as I am going home!



This is not what I ordered.....,
 
This is not what I ordered, I ordered the original one from Amazon for about two dollars but they didn’t ship out until the last minute so I’m going back to my local Walmart to pick up some more stuff for my order

Stop talking about American things…
 
Stop talking about American things and start talking about how you can make a good difference with your own body.

My favorite thing to do on Monday morning is
 
My favourite thing to do on Monday morning is go out and get some fresh air from my garden and enjoy some sunshine while I’m in the pool with my dog and watch some football on the deck with my dogs and then go back home to my car and relax in my car for about two days before my appointment at the dentist

That looks like a toad sitting on…
 
The water is so hot I can't believe it's not raining yet but it looks like it's going to get really cold and then it's going to start pouring rain again so I'm gonna have some ice cream for my friend who lives down the river from you

Feel me before
 
Feel me before you leave for the airport please and I will give you a call tomorrow morning when I’m in my office

Just, move on…
 
Just, move on to something more interesting than a new book of poetry and you might find yourself with a lot more than just your imagination or your own body of water and a little more than a few pages of research on how the universe operates on its surface

Double you tee eff, m8? I didn't even get to
 
Double you tee eff, m8? I didn’t even get to say goodbye to my friend until I saw her on my timeline last night and she just started crying because she had a dream about me that I was dating her for like two years but then I saw her in person and I didn’t get a response from anyone

Double dip…
 
Double dip in your own spaghetti sauce with some of your own spaghetti noodles and then add some chicken stock to your sauce for your chicken salad and you should feel better about yourself and your body for a few days before you start eating your own noodles again

Dude, where's
 
Dude, where's my first round of you coming in and out with my ass on your face

If I could get you in bed I'd
 
If I could get you in bed I’d love to see your body but I’m just trying my hardest not to get in trouble for being too much of a pain in your neck or your legs or anything else but I’m not sure what else I need you to help me with

Tick tock, it’s…
 
Tick tock, it’s quarter to 12 the night bus is bound to be here any minute now but it’s not coming

It never .....
 
It never gets easier for you if you’re a little older and have to be in the middle and have a little more money than your age and then you’re going through the whole process

You are as cute as
 
Friday is prep day I started gathering my ingredients and then decided I really didn't want to make the peanut butter chocolate pie I was thinking about

That was a
 
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