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Take me to your house please I'm not sure if I have enough money for the food I can go get you something else if not it's up for grabs if you're interested

I looked at myself in the mirror and realized
 
I was going to ask you to come over and help me clean my house but I'm not going to be there today because I'm going out with a... [blank] (is predictive text trolling me? Fuck you, predictions)

What are you going to do with that
 
What are you going to do with that thing you got to scrub the bathroom floor and put your own lights up on the way to the house for a few days to get the kids to be honest and they don't forget the cash for the same person as you see...

Confused by my own words I.....
 
Confused by my own words I thought it would make sense that the person would have been able to speak English in their native tongue but they didn't have any clue how to translate the words correctly so they were confused by the words in the English language which was the only language they were using to describe themselves in their language

Verbal spaghetti is the most
 
Verbal spagetti is the most romantic way of getting back in the office to be a beginning or end up with anyones shit

I touched it therefore its
 
I touched it therefore its not my fault that you are so much better off without the mask on

For you and only you, let me spread open my
 
If I touch you there, you might want me again in another way or something that will make you feel confident and happy birthday present for you

Yesterday is in the past, today is the present, tomorrow is
 
Yesterday is in the past, today is the present, tomorrow is the future of our future as a society that has a responsibility for the lives of the citizens of the planet and our own future…

Sure you can lick my..
 
Yesterday is in the past, today is the present, tomorrow is my only happy birthday massacre with the bedroom on the top of the refrigerator.

eyy yooo wtf hahahah

Sure you can lick my face and go back and sit with all the fucking me and you go out tonight.


What would you do with me if ...
 
Finally I get to see your face down in the back room cleaning suppplies I need it. ....what?

Ooo baby just like that I'm
 
Finally I get to see your company as soon enough you'll want me back to your home with fake babies

Edit: Ooo baby just like that I'm sure it is hard working on a regular routine

Lol wtf

I came, I saw, I
 
Where did I leave that thing that you gave me for my car I forgot it

Let me put it to you this way: whenever
 
Let me put it to you this way: whenever we get along with our other stuff we can have to wait for another week or half asshole so that should take a break from now

Tell me to go and I'll
 
Tell me to go and I'll come get it from your car so I don't forget about it when I go home to pick up my stuff from the shop tomorrow night

You spin me round, right round, baby
 
You spin me round, right round, baby you can choke me again and again tonight I've already put your name in for the weekend

Wtf lol Stan look like your in for the weekend, it's all there in writing lol

Drop your plans and pants, this weekend we're going to
 
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