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I’m going to go ahead with the plan I have to get my stuff ready for tomorrow so I’ll be home in time to get you guys to the airport by nine o clock and I’ll be ready for the flight to pick up your stuff and then we can head out to the hotel and get your food for dinner.
 
I have not found any of your friends in your mouth yet but I'm sure it will be fine if you don't get the train back from the zoo

If you stare at it long enough, you'll start to see....
 
If you stare at it long enough, you’ll start to see the light of day and the light of night in the sky and the light will come back to you and you will see the light that you have seen in the sky as you see it again.


Pinch me…
 
I hope you have a wonderful birthday and enjoy the rest of your weekend with your friends and family

Let me fulfill your
 
Let me fulfil your dreams of being an American citizen by taking my country to war with Russia in order for us to be free of oppression in our own right

Fill my cup with milk…
 
Fill my cup with milk please and I'll be there shortly to get you some water and some coffee and some milk for your breakfast I'm going to get my nails done tomorrow morning at eight thirty

I was in a hurry to get to work and grabbed two different socks. I stared at them for a while, said "Fuck it," and
 
I was in a hurry to get to work and grabbed two different socks. I stared at them for a while, said "Fuck it," and a hormone is going back six weeks before I started my new year old to launch balls across Canada

Do it again, you make my
 
I am still kinda nervous about the possibility of a new album coming soon but it's definitely worth the hype for sure lol

If you squeeze it for a little longer, you can see me
 
If you squeeze it for a little longer, you can see me doing it again and then you will see me doing it for the next few weeks


Take my hand and lead me…
 
I will get the money for the food and then we can eat together after work or we could go somewhere else and eat at your house

Ostriches is the last
 
Ostriches is the last thing we should worry about when the government takes away our freedom from our rights to choose our bodies for the benefit of others

Trick or treat, smell my
 
Trick or treat, smell my feet while I eat my dinner with you on my birthday weekend

For my birthday, from you, I want the
 
For my birthday, from you, I want the cake in your favour please and I still check it out loud as we have not seen any plans yet

Sex pretty much cures
 
Sex pretty much cures everything except your uterus which means you're pregnant and you can't have a uterus anymore because of your gender identity or whatever you choose to call yourself in your own mind

o_O

The government is the last
 
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