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Life is like a box of cookies and cream pie for me lol but I’m glad you made a cake for yourself because I really appreciate you doing it for me and for your kindness

Show me a can of…
 
Show me a can of spray paint and I can think of something that can kill it, not the little maintenance man who it seems is always coming out to check on things and makes sure that the place is in tip top shape.

Some of the proposals were
 
Some of the proposals were in my room and I will probably have to go out to the gym and get a new toothbrush and then I will do my hair

I feel the need! The need for...
 
I feel the need! The need for the government to make sure the public has access to information about what they are doing

One might suspect the government are…
 
One might suspect the government are not sure what time you want to go to the pub with the boys and we are going to have a great weekend in London again

Please sir, can I have some...
 
Please sir, can I have some fun with your knob and tube steak on my own


It's that shape because...
 
It's that shape because of you and I don't think I can do it again today so we are going to have to go to bed soon and have a great time

If you strike me down I will become...
 
If you strike me down I will become the next person to be your boss or your manager or whatever

I need to crawl under my car and
 
I need to crawl under my car and drive to the next week and I will be busy with the following ad listing.

If my name was Colin I....
 
Touch me up when you’re ready to come over here and I’ll give you my number so we could get to know each other’s feelings better

Have you got your big plate…
 
Have you got your big plate for the first 4 years of my life and a huge smile on your face like you can't believe you just got laid out in the woods...

Just when I thought ...
 
Let me help with that and I can do anything for you and I will literally make sure you are so happy for the rest of your life...

Just put it...
 
Come here and get on your knees and get it done properly and I will make sure to make it to the store and get back to you when I have to be in you so much...

:cool:

In you so...
 
This is not what I wanted to hear but thank goodness for your support and your kindness in this difficult situation

Stroke your…
 
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