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[Dublinscot]

That's fantastic, but can you show me the finger on your head for a few times please

I think its hot when...

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

I think it's hot when you are devolving and never look at your phone bill

When I look in the mirror, all I see is....

 

[Scottish_Claymore]

When I look in the mirror, all I see is that the picture looks like it is beautiful self

All of the pain you left me with…

 

[Deleted member 1217451]

All of the pain you left me with his cock down and closing his head as he is a bit more on the way I want to do it now though and he will think about the rest.

Ummmm

Forever is too ...

 

[Scottish_Claymore]

Forever is too hard for you lol I love it and thank you for your beautiful smile

Tomorrow will be…

 

[Deleted member 1217451]

Tomorrow will be ten days and every day we can get to me the same tea and coffee.

I'm glad to be ...

 

[Scottish_Claymore]

I’m glad to be there in the sun and I enjoy it lol

There’s more yet to…

 

[Deleted member 1217451]

There's more yet to be done within a week window and the flowers will not work of removing the water from my neck.

I'm sorry I made you ...

 

[Esoterix]

I’m sorry I made you mad at your phone but I’m not going to get mad with you because you’re my best friends friend

Lack of sleep does strange things to a…

 

[Stanthropical]

Lack of sleep does strange things to a

LOL it's blank.




Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the newest

 

[Esoterix]

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the newest episode of our series The Last Temptation and The Second Temptation and The Secret Life of Love by John via the BBC News Channel

Sometimes, when I’m alone, I pretend to be a…

 

[Stanthropical]

Sometimes, when I'm alone, I pretend to be a

wtf...



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Sometimes when I'm alone, I pretend to be with someone who is not alone in the universe because I'm alone in the darkness of the universe




I'd love to, but how are you going to

 

[Esoterix]

Your phone’s broken af.

I’d love to, but how are you going to make sure you don’t get a Covid test before the end of this week because you know you’re supposed to have a negative result on Friday night right

My phone makes me…

 

[Stanthropical]

My phone makes me look like an idiot when I'm trying to talk to you and I'm trying not to sound stupid

LOL

She looks like my husband's girlfriend and I fully

 

[Esoterix]

She looks like my husband’s girlfriend and I fully support her decision to get married to him as well as I am so glad she has been with him since he passed away

I’d do bad things to…

 

[Stanthropical]

I'd do bad things to be able to get my money to pay for the things that I want but I can't afford them because I'm a millionaire so if you want me to pay for something you have to give me a pet

Let me smell your

 

[Esoterix]

Let me smell your face and I’ll show you my room and then you will see my face because you’re my best pet

I’ll show you my…

 

[Stanthropical]

I'll show you my secret room and you can show me your secret

I have decided to ... ... but it'll have to be ...........

 

[Esoterix]

I have decided to take my own advice from this post but it’ll have to be done in a few days or so if you’re interested in getting started with this post please let me know

Don’t ever put your finger…

 

[Stanthropical]

Don't ever put your finger on me or tell anyone that you want to go on a trip to cruise or something like that


Regardless of the consequences, I will still