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All of the pain you left me with his cock down and closing his head as he is a bit more on the way I want to do it now though and he will think about the rest.

Ummmm :rolleyes:

Forever is too ...
 
I’m sorry I made you mad at your phone but I’m not going to get mad with you because you’re my best friends friend

Lack of sleep does strange things to a…
 
Lack of sleep does strange things to a

LOL it's blank.

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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the newest
 
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the newest episode of our series The Last Temptation and The Second Temptation and The Secret Life of Love by John via the BBC News Channel

Sometimes, when I’m alone, I pretend to be a…
 
Sometimes, when I'm alone, I pretend to be a

wtf...

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Sometimes when I'm alone, I pretend to be with someone who is not alone in the universe because I'm alone in the darkness of the universe

O.o


I'd love to, but how are you going to
 
Your phone’s broken af.

I’d love to, but how are you going to make sure you don’t get a Covid test before the end of this week because you know you’re supposed to have a negative result on Friday night right

My phone makes me…
 
My phone makes me look like an idiot when I'm trying to talk to you and I'm trying not to sound stupid

LOL

She looks like my husband's girlfriend and I fully
 
She looks like my husband’s girlfriend and I fully support her decision to get married to him as well as I am so glad she has been with him since he passed away

I’d do bad things to…
 
I'd do bad things to be able to get my money to pay for the things that I want but I can't afford them because I'm a millionaire so if you want me to pay for something you have to give me a pet

Let me smell your
 
Let me smell your face and I’ll show you my room and then you will see my face because you’re my best pet

I’ll show you my…
 
I'll show you my secret room and you can show me your secret

I have decided to ... ... but it'll have to be ...........
 
I have decided to take my own advice from this post but it’ll have to be done in a few days or so if you’re interested in getting started with this post please let me know

Don’t ever put your finger…
 
Don't ever put your finger on me or tell anyone that you want to go on a trip to cruise or something like that


Regardless of the consequences, I will still
 
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