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[Deleted member 1217451]

Quick, put on my ass and thighs until they reach the storeroom door.



Before you leave, could you ..

 

[Normalish]

Before you leave, could you please let us have a look at the website for Android phones

Pull my finger and see what

 

[Stanthropical]

LOL

Before you leave, could you please check your mailbox for me and make me aware of your order for tomorrow and also for the next day

Pull my finger and see what happens to my hand and my fingers when it hurts my hands

I've already see yours, now do you wanna see my

 

[Deleted member 1217451]

I've already see(n?) yours, now do you wanna see my lustful thoughts of you.

Umm it's just my phone.

I'm glad you had the opportunity to ..

 

[Stanthropical]

I'm glad you had the opportunity to see the pictures of the house and the backyard

Hey, look what I can do while you

 

[Deleted member 1217451]

Hey, look what I can do while you are away and I am still waiting to hear back.

I need some help regarding...

 

[Stanthropical]

I need some help regarding this project I have been working on for over two years and have not been able to get any answers on

The fact of the matter is, you

 

[Deleted member 1217451]

The fact of the matter is, you will not be liable to be liable to be a problem.

I feel attracted to ...

 

[Stanthropical]

I feel attracted to the person who is the most important thing in my life and who has been my inspiration for so long that I'm grateful to have met


If you count

 

[Deleted member 1217451]

If you count your fingers down in the morning air then you can go out and loose your seat.

If I ever got into trouble, I'd call ..

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

If I ever got into trouble, I'd call you when you are in the office and I will send you some more photos of your bra to make me feel like a great person

When I close my eyes, all I see is...

 

[Deleted member 1217451]

Lol.

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When I close my eyes, all I see is my high heels and a little bit more of my hair.

My favourite song is ...

 

[Stanthropical]

When I close my eyes, all I see is my face on my phone and my phone and my phone and everything else that is going through the phone

My favourite song is the one where you get a chance to talk with me about your life

This debacle has me

 

[Deleted member 1217451]

This debacle has me now so it was a bit annoying for me to hold my phone.

I should really call my ..

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

I should really call my dad and get some more information on the dentist appointment with the oven and let her know that I can swim in the bath

Bend me over and...

 

[Stanthropical]

LOL

Bend me over and let me know when you're coming to get me please


There have been numerous complaints

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

There have been numerous complaints from the NHS and the police are going to the hospital for a few days away with the kids to get the best view of the trees

If I didn't know better, I'd think you were...

 

[Deleted member 1217451]

If I didn't know better, I'd think you were wrong about that.

When the phone rings, I ..

 

[Stanthropical]

If I didn't know better, I'd think you were just a little more concerned with your own personal situation rather than your personal experience with your own life

When the phone ring, I am going through my emails and trying not only find my phone but also my emails from my personal phone

You're not talking to me, but my internet persona, so

 

[Deleted member 1217451]

You're not talking to me, but my internet persona, so we never spoke again.

I eat a lot of ..