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Oh what a beautiful morning, oh what a wonderful day for you to have a good time with the family


The voices in my head are
 
I'll tell you this once, but I have to admit that I'm pretty much the only person who can make the difference between the two things that make me feel like I'm the best person in the whole wide universe right here at the moment

o.O


How long do you think I could
 
Get out of my room and come back in my car please I'm going to get you something for your birthday and then I'll give you something for the rest of your life


Yesterday, I almost
 
Yesterday, I almost fell off my chair in front of the door and fell back into the bed and broke my back while trying to take my phone out of my purse

I’ll break your…
 
I'll break your heart if you don't give me your number back and then you will give my name to your sister so you can give her your name


There's no better time
 
There’s no better time than now to make a difference in your life

Cut my life into pieces, this is my last…
 
Cut my life into pieces, this is my last time seeing this picture in real life lol

My last resort is
 
I'm suffocating and you're stood there with your eyes in your hands for years now


Will you be my
 
They may take our lives, but they'll never take our souls for granted because they don't deserve them anymore


Not that it matters, but
 
Not that it matters, but it seems like a great way to get your hands dirty with your own personal information

I feel really dirty when I…
 
But then there's this thing in his mouth and he said that he is the only person who has the potential to become an important part of your Dad

Sit back, relax and...
 
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