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Funny how you think you can get away with it and not get the virus


And then
 
And then you get a free ride home from the hospital to the airport with me so you don’t need to come back to work

Kiss me on the…
 
Thinking of you is so hard and you are so right about everything but you are the reason why we need to get out there to help you guys get through the process of getting your stuff together


Ooh baby
 
Hold my hand while I go to the bathroom and get my clothes out of the car so that I could take them back to my car and then I'll come home to my room


She's okay
 
Just think of how many people are in your life that have been affected by this pandemic because you don't want them in your life


People are always chasing me down
 
Grease is the only thing that's been used in my life for years but it's still not working so I'm gonna have to try to figure out what to use for my new hair


Trying to push my face to the ground
 
Sugar is my new obsession but it’s so hard not being able to get enough calories in my diet because I’m so lazy and lazy and lazy and I’m just lazy

You owe me a pony…
 
You owe me a pony tail for my birthday and I'm gonna give you my money for your birthday and then I'll pay you for your ride potion for your fly ride unicorn and then you can have your dream pets for free because you don't have any more legendary pets


Where all they do is suck out my motherfucking my brains
 
You owe me a pony for the first time we do it.

Not that kinda girl o_O

Edit:
Where all they do is suck out my motherfucking my brains and I am sure my wife will be on the phone to my parents.

Google is your ...
 
Google is your friend and you're not even a real person anymore so why do you think you should be friends with her


I sit, in my desolate room
 
False alarm is not true and the government should have known better than anyone else


No lights, no music
 
Rub a dub dub on your face with the words of your favorite person on your lips and then you can say the same thing to your favorite people on your own face


Just anger
 
Just anger at the lack of transparency in our society is the biggest reason for this pandemic to happen

Brush my hair and sing…
 
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