Funny Predictive Text

Give me one reason to believe you are a real estate broker or an investor and I can tell you this is a scam.

I just pictured a
 
In the middle of the night when the wind is so bad that I have a fever I can feel the rain coming.

Don’t tempt me, because I might just
 
Don't tempt me, I might just do that now lol but it's not gonna happen again until the weekend so I'll have a little more fun with you and your mom 👩 lol 😂

Predictive text is being interesting, to say the least.

Don't eat my finger, because I need it for
 
Dont eat my finger, because I need it for me baby and my hair and I love the last time you said that you deserve it.

Did i really just walk in on you...
 
Sometimes I just wonder how many people in my neighborhood have the same idea of how to get a good deal on a car or a truck and then I wonder if it's worth the extra effort to just go buy a new 🆕

This hole is
 
This hole is a bit of an issue with my car but it was the only thing I could do that I could get it to the right spot so it would not have been too much of an accident.

I probably shouldn’t tell you this, but
 
I probably shouldn’t tell you this, but the doctor said my left ball is bigger than my right hence why i limp when i walk

Its raining….
 
Its raining and the people I know are doing better to be wishing for you baby to come back and be ready

Im waiting for you to
 
I probably shouldn’t tell you this, but the doctor said my left ball is bigger than my right hence why i limp when i walk

Its raining….
No way that was predictive text.

I’m waiting for you to get home and take your clothes off so you don’t get wet again lol

If you were here right now, I would
 
If you were here right now, I would have to read the book and read the article on my phone to get a chance to understand what I have to be doing.

Student issues fr haha

I have a secret to share, someone told me...
 
I have a secret to share, someone told me to do this with you in a dream but you didn’t tell them so you don’t know me so you can just say I am not your best friend.
👌

It looks like tonight is
 
It looks like tonight is the last night of work for the week so we are going to try to make a little bit of a little extra money on the way home

Riddle me this, mother fucker: zippity dippity do,
 
Riddle me this, mother fucker: zippity dippity do, and a good way to keep your hands warm to your face while you’re sleeping.

You make it easy to
 
You make it easy to be the most beautiful person on earth and I will always be the best person in your world

Let me first eat this handful of worms and then we can
 
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