Pun Lovers Anonymous

[HungryHungryHippy]

A meeting place to discuss all things punnery.

Rules:
1. All members must be PUNctual to all meetings.
2. No Josh.
3. No spilling over from other discussions in this thread. It is sew knot for that.
4. No Josh.
5. Any abuse of posters shall be suitably PUNished.

 

[Queef]

Hahaha here it is. Will you be my sPUNsor?

 

[Hedonist]

Josh wouldn't know a pun if it PUNched him in the nose

 

[HungryHungryHippy]

Hahaha here it is. Will you be my sPUNsor?

i just had to

And I would be you sPUNsor but i'd be afraid that, if i failed, you'd sue me for PUNitive damages.

 

[Hedonist]

With the right lawyer, I'd take a PUNt at it.

 

[vitriolicv]

This thread is a little fishy. What is all this carp? Just posting for the halibut? You can't come up with better puns than just putting "PUN" into words -- you're floundering here. Puns consisting of "pun" are the sole thing even happening here. Oh my cod, what scamps you all are! Can't you come up with another angler? I'm right on the cusk of locking this thread to save you all from the embarrassment. Well I'm out, it's been reel. Don't try to lure me back here.

 

[Gem]

LOL@ rule 2

 

[Gem]

and rule 4

 

[HungryHungryHippy]

This thread is a little fishy. What is all this carp? Just posting for the halibut? You can't come up with better puns than just putting "PUN" into words -- you're floundering here. Puns consisting of "pun" are the sole thing even happening here. Oh my cod, what scamps you all are! Can't you come up with another angler? I'm right on the cusk of locking this thread to save you all from the embarrassment. Well I'm out, it's been reel. Don't try to lure me back here.

Oh my cod, I've haddock up to here with you!

 

[Hedonist]

BREAMing over with delight here.

 

[Gem]

I think Vitriolicv is Trawling for something but I'm not sure if this is the right plaice

 

[Hedonist]

He's just shit-sturgeon, ignore him.

 

[Gem]

lol

 

[Stanthropical]

I have a grapefruit.

 

[Hedonist]

citrously?

 

[Stanthropical]

And now I have only the peel of a grapefruit.

 

[HungryHungryHippy]

orange you in the wrong thread?

 

[Stanthropical]

That's no pun. That's a Mexican word of the day.

 

[Stanthropical]

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[Gem]

it only takes Juan person to kill a thread