Group Banter Race to a million

[Deleted member 1394328]

Here's a poem for you

Small pigeon, vermin of the sky
Nobody cares if you live or die
If you could sing a song
Or had a colourful breast
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY AI OTTER SMUT!?

 

[Maddiemoiselle]

Peepee, foot massages and poetry

What the hell have I missed?

Peepee, foot massages and poetry

 

[BaileyXcX]

Foot massages still available

 

[BunnyBeeHope]

Cat

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

Foot massages still available

I'll take two.

 

[BunnyBeeHope]

I'll take two.

Both on the same foot though

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

But instead of massaging me feet massage something else

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

My shoulders.

 

[Maddiemoiselle]

But instead of massaging me feet massage something else

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

Both on the same foot though

I do have four feet

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

Shiver me timbers

 

[BunnyBeeHope]

That gave me pause

 

[BunnyBeeHope]

Because of paws

 

[BunnyBeeHope]

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

And I have a PhD

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

Pretty huge dick

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

That joke got me kicked out of the british science museum

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

And I used to go there periodically

 

[BaileyXcX]

They kicked you out for letting your huge dick enjoy some culture?

What kinda sick place do you live in

 

[BunnyBeeHope]

I have a theoretical degree in physics