Group Banter Race to a million

Just lets me know how to be worse

"Forgive me farther for I have sinned, I shagged my bothers wife, and then murdered him with a shovel, before melting him down in a bath full of acid. I then sired children with her as 'every sperms is sacred' and I won't leave my current wife as divorce is a sin. Oh I also took a dump in my bothers acid bath and then fed his gooey remains to the pigeons at the park, while I watched their tiny stomachs melt away"


"Never mind my child, go home and say 3 hail Mary's, and you'll still get into heaven."


Catholicism ladies and gents.
 
"Forgive me farther for I have sinned, I shagged my bothers wife, and then murdered him with a shovel, before melting him down in a bath full of acid. I then sired children with her as 'every sperms is sacred' and I won't leave my current wife as divorce is a sin. Oh I also took a dump in my bothers acid bath and then fed his gooey remains to the pigeons at the park, while I watched their tiny stomachs melt away"


"Never mind my child, go home and say 3 hail Mary's, and you'll still get into heaven."


Catholicism ladies and gents.
Thought this was about me until I got to the having children part, I'd never do something so horrible
 

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