Group Banter Race to a million

Russ replied to the call for an intelligent man!!

Good lookin

Hard working

I can confirm, if you look at Russ's body of work across the forums, you'll see he is the most intelligent of all the men here.


Inches should not be confused with IQ. :D

To be fair I can only dream of 9 IQ points.

Did I mention that @Nowhere_man is intelligent? Maybe a little expensive, but...

Lies, you always call me an idiot.

Shhh! You're ruining advertising. :(

Wait, am I under new management?

I'm just supporting you. :D

Intelligent

I need intelligent inches. :D

I've only got brilliant centimetres

I've only got miniscule millimeters

Oh cool post 105k is about my micro penis.

'Fun sized'

Bite sized if you're kinky

You're not able to eat your dicks? Shame on you!

Seeing your face is a little treat, hearing your poetry moreso

My heads just a big mushy marillion mess at the moment.

But then I read an article in the Marillion fan site , that only top intellectuals listen to neo-prog.

On account of our tiny peens and lack of a love life

Neo-prog to neuvo-sprog, the @Nowhere_man story

In cinemas this Summer

I like to be subtle.


Like my favourite marillon song 'gazpacho'

Soup, soup

A tasty soup, soup

A spicy carrot and coriander

(Chilli chowder)

Crouton, crouton

Crunchy friends in a liquid broth

I am gazpacho

Oh

I am a summer soup

Mmm

Miso, miso

Fighting in the dojo

Miso, miso

Oriental prince in the land of soup

Not you naan bread..

I forgot just how much ick there is here lol

Here being fcn not this thread

800 quid is an expensive blowjob

IckAndDagger

Is it before these? 5269 is after this. Will check. Thanks Grapefruit.
 
The random moving of comments from one thread to another seems iffy to me. Not a huge fan of someone (mod? AI?) deciding where my posts should go. If something’s inappropriate or deemed to be disrupting a thread, fine, but just delete it and give the person a notification. Don’t just arbitrarily say “this should go here instead”
 
The random moving of comments from one thread to another seems iffy to me. Not a huge fan of someone (mod? AI?) deciding where my posts should go. If something’s inappropriate or deemed to be disrupting a thread, fine, but just delete it and give the person a notification. Don’t just arbitrarily say “this should go here instead”
Tend to agree. Hence mentioning it. And the big brother reference.
 

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