What are you looking for?
Russ replied to the call for an intelligent man!!
Good lookin
Hard working
I can confirm, if you look at Russ's body of work across the forums, you'll see he is the most intelligent of all the men here.
Indeed.![]()
Inches should not be confused with IQ.![]()
To be fair I can only dream of 9 IQ points.
Did I mention that @Nowhere_man is intelligent? Maybe a little expensive, but...
Lies, you always call me an idiot.
Shhh! You're ruining advertising.![]()
Wait, am I under new management?
I'm just supporting you.![]()
Intelligent
I need intelligent inches.![]()
I've only got brilliant centimetres
I've only got miniscule millimeters
Oh cool post 105k is about my micro penis.
'Fun sized'
Bite sized if you're kinky
You're not able to eat your dicks? Shame on you!
Seeing your face is a little treat, hearing your poetry moreso
My heads just a big mushy marillion mess at the moment.
But then I read an article in the Marillion fan site , that only top intellectuals listen to neo-prog.
On account of our tiny peens and lack of a love life
I like to be subtle.
Like my favourite marillon song 'gazpacho'
Soup, soup
A tasty soup, soup
A spicy carrot and coriander
(Chilli chowder)
Crouton, crouton
Crunchy friends in a liquid broth
I am gazpacho
Oh
I am a summer soup
Mmm
Miso, miso
Fighting in the dojo
Miso, miso
Oriental prince in the land of soup
Not you naan bread..
I forgot just how much ick there is here lol
Here being fcn not this thread
800 quid is an expensive blowjob
IckAndDagger
I missed thisAnd hi Leia, hi CN and anyone else who’s newly arrived
‘lo!And hi Leia, hi CN and anyone else who’s newly arrived
Understandable.I think at least half of that are posts that were moved here. Bit frankly I’ve lost interest now
TaTasTits
Hullo CNUnderstandable.
My only entertainment at this point is seeing my friends stand up to douches.
Oh also Gandalf skipping about.
Hi G.
Tend to agree. Hence mentioning it. And the big brother reference.The random moving of comments from one thread to another seems iffy to me. Not a huge fan of someone (mod? AI?) deciding where my posts should go. If something’s inappropriate or deemed to be disrupting a thread, fine, but just delete it and give the person a notification. Don’t just arbitrarily say “this should go here instead”