Group Banter Race to a million

[Deleted member 1545308]

meep

Howdy

 

[itsthicc]

bawnjerno

 

[BunnyBeeHope]

Today I found out sperm donors are paid $50, I almost cried. All that money that slipped through my fingers

 

[Craig53m]

How do you tell someone had a high sperm count?
You have to chew before you swallow

Isn't it safer to chew at least 3 times anyway?

 

[vanilla_hips]

How do you tell someone had a high sperm count?
You have to chew before you swallow

These beasts stubbornly stay stuck between your teeth.

 

[BunnyBeeHope]

Im outta sperm jokes now

 

[Tash26]

Yeah. We need that puking reaction

 

[Deleted member 1545308]

Today I found out sperm donors are paid $50, I almost cried. All that money that slipped through my fingers

Wait what? Really? In France it’s illegal to get paid

 

[Tash26]

Im outta sperm jokes now

Only blanks left?

 

[itsthicc]

So no more boneless baby jokes?

 

[Maddiemoiselle]

Im outta sperm jokes now

I'm outta sper-... Nah I won't finish that

 

[Tash26]

I'm outta sper-... Nah I won't finish that

I think you already did finish it...

 

[Deleted member 1545308]

I'm outta sper-... Nah I won't finish that

Yeah ofc you can’t finish that if you’re outta sperm

 

[Craig53m]

Im outta sperm jokes now

Wait a few minutes, I'm sure you'll have more

 

[vanilla_hips]

I'm outta sper-... Nah I won't finish that

Are you only good for one round? Go home!

 

[Craig53m]

Are you only good for one round? Go home!

Ouch

 

[itsthicc]

imagine you're Amish. And churn that butter for a bit

 

[BunnyBeeHope]

Amish paradise

 

[vanilla_hips]

*pokes the corny witch*

 

[Craig53m]

I gonna guess that if someone were imagine they were Amish, it would kill whatever good thing they were imagining. Seems counterproductive. Lol