Group Banter Race to a million

[Deleted member 1394328]

Heard a coworker scream really loud. Went to see what was going on to help, thinking someone fell or had a seizure or something.

She got poo on her hand

Did you kink shame her?

 

[BunnyBeeHope]

Shouldn't she be immune to such accidents???

Everyone is immune until the diarrhoea explosion

 

[Tash26]

Not everyone …

Especially lil moo. She pretends to not care. But she has the softest inside for the people she cares about

 

[vanilla_hips]

Did you kink shame her?

Oh come on!

 

[BunnyBeeHope]

Did you kink shame her?

No I'm not a jerk. I licked it off

 

[Tash26]

No I'm not a jerk. I licked it off

Oh no

 

[SarcasticSadie]

Did you have a whiff?

Oh Lordy Ciaran

 

[vanilla_hips]

What the fuck is wrong with this thread?

 

[Deleted member 1570617]

Too much wholesomeness I’ll be back later or tomorrow

 

[Deleted member 1570617]

 

[BunnyBeeHope]

What the fuck is wrong with this thread?

 

[Tash26]

What the fuck is wrong with this thread?

Anything to get to the one million

 

[vanilla_hips]

 

[BunnyBeeHope]

I need chocolate

 

[Tash26]

Also guys. We're just over 35% of the way there

Neat. On track to be done by the 14th June 2028

 

[BunnyBeeHope]

Easy peezy

 

[BunnyBeeHope]

I like those odds. I'm not doing anything for the next 20 years anyway

Smashing the par time

 

[SarcasticSadie]

That’s before Teflon ends, what a thought

 

[vanilla_hips]

I should have been asleep long ago. Who will put me to bed and stroke my back until I fall asleep?

No one?

 

[SarcasticSadie]

I should have been asleep long ago. Who will put me to bed and stroke my back until I fall asleep?

No one?

Have you not been to bed yet ???