My first encounters with a simp was when I was on a forum about 19 years ago. And it was a football related one.
So this is even stranger as there was no other discussions other then football.
I think a Birmingham City fan, had flashed her gnasty norks on TV after they won the league cup
And some dude said he would "crawl on broken glass just to suck on the dick that got to fuck her"
A large bit of my soul died that day