Group Banter Race to a million

[Maddiemoiselle]

Imma get some cheez-its today I think

 

[vanilla_hips]

I have to avoid these or I could eat a whole box in one sitting

Cheddar...

 

[Maddiemoiselle]

WHY THE FUCK IS SEX WITH THE LIGHTS ON A BIG DEAL??? WHO THE FUCK HAS SEX IN THE DARK SO OFTEN THAT HAVING THE LIGHTS ON IS A NOTEWORTHY THING???

 

[vanilla_hips]

*eats grass*

 

[youngbustyredhead]

if I got 2 years for every incident I’d never get out

 

[youngbustyredhead]

Wait sex in the dark is one year??? This list makes no sense

 

[vanilla_hips]

WHY THE FUCK IS SEX WITH THE LIGHTS ON A BIG DEAL??? WHO THE FUCK HAS SEX IN THE DARK SO OFTEN THAT HAVING THE LIGHTS ON IS A NOTEWORTHY THING???
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Sex in the dark is boring. Dim light or candlelight, yeah. Darkness? Lame.

 

[youngbustyredhead]

Sex in bed neither of you owned is 5 years?

Uh oh

 

[youngbustyredhead]

Sex with same sex is 3 years
Sex with opposite sex is not on there at all

Got it

-_-

 

[Maddiemoiselle]

I didn't even read the list after I got mad about lights on being a special thing. Why wouldn't you want to see your partner while you're having sex??

 

[vanilla_hips]

I didn't even read the list after I got mad about lights on being a special thing. Why wouldn't you want to see your partner while you're having sex??

Some people don't feel comfortable in their bodies.

 

[Maddiemoiselle]

Some people don't feel comfortable in their bodies.

Okay that's valid

 

[Maddiemoiselle]

Still just odd to me

 

[Lurking]

 

[vanilla_hips]

I want to see who I'm sucking.

 

[vanilla_hips]

Dee dee doo~

 

[Lurking]

I would hope you know, and this isn't some strange switcheroo in the dark.

 

[Lurking]

 

[vanilla_hips]

@Harthacnut???

 

[youngbustyredhead]

@Harthacnut???

He said he’s taking a break, but he’s ok. Sends his love to everyone