Banter Random Facts About Yourself

When it's summer I normaly shower or bath in just cold water not necessarily for the cold water to cool in but the sun makes the water pipes and geyser so hot the water is sometimes hotter than just lukewarm hot. That way, I also save power something that is a huge scarcity in ZA.
 
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Something that keeps me up at night is a memory from 8th grade, during an English group project. Everyone was chattering amongst themselves, when someone sneezed quite audibly. I do not know WHY I had the compulsion to say this, or why fucking Everyone heard it, including the teacher, who laughed, but anyways, for some god damn reason I just had to blurt out, without a single premeditation, "THAT SOUNDED LIKE A HORSE HAVING AN ORGASM." It was only after the fact that I realized how fucking stupid that sounded, and the room went entirely quiet for a moment, save for some uncomfortable chuckles. I was the quietest kid in the fucking class, and that just had to be my magnum opus. That sounds like something I'd say during a fever dream.
 
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