Something that keeps me up at night is a memory from 8th grade, during an English group project. Everyone was chattering amongst themselves, when someone sneezed quite audibly. I do not know WHY I had the compulsion to say this, or why fucking Everyone heard it, including the teacher, who laughed, but anyways, for some god damn reason I just had to blurt out, without a single premeditation, "THAT SOUNDED LIKE A HORSE HAVING AN ORGASM." It was only after the fact that I realized how fucking stupid that sounded, and the room went entirely quiet for a moment, save for some uncomfortable chuckles. I was the quietest kid in the fucking class, and that just had to be my magnum opus. That sounds like something I'd say during a fever dream.