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I'm fine for pain killers cheers bud but i agree with what you said ref your girls. As for living for ever never really thought about it much hehe

Always see it as we're all on borrowed time ;)
 
Ive been blown up, shot at had morters fired at me but I'm still alive and kicking ;)
This reminded me, for some reason, of the Little Feat song...

I've been kicked by the wind
Robbed by the sleet
Had my head stoved in
But I'm still on my feet
And I'm still... willin'

I smuggled some smokes
And folks from Mexico
Baked by the sun
Every time I go to Mexico
And I'm still... willin'

I've been from Tucson to Tucumcari
Tehachapi to Tonapah
Driven every kind of rig that's ever been made
Driven the back roads
So I wouldn't get weighed
And if you give me... weed, whites, and wine
And you show me a sign
I'll be willin'... to be movin'
 
I don't think I'd be quite as casual as Billy Joel was in that song if an old man was sitting next to me making love to his tonic and gin.
 
I can be a bit pedantic... (It's called an ellipse) ;)
You mean ELLIPSIS. That's in literature. Ellipse is in math. Anyway I don't like to teach... The punctuation is my fav. Thing in word for a random play. I don't take this seriously... Good you do. Better because you need to learn more ;)
 
You mean ELLIPSIS. That's in literature. Ellipse is in math. Anyway I don't like to teach... The punctuation is my fav. Thing in word for a random play. I don't take this seriously... Good you do. Better because you need to learn more ;)
I stand corrected
 
Most of the cars I've owned were red.
All my current cars are red.
Red is my favorite color, although I don't like everything in red.
 
I also cannot turn ignition of leaving wipers where they stop.
 
I cannot watch tv with the volume on a odd number.
Are you effing kidding me?! SAME HERE. One of the many OCD quirks I have. And when I say I can't watch TV with the volume on an odd number, I mean it literally. If somebody else has the remote and refuses to adjust the volume just cause they're a dickhead, I have to leave the room.

I think it is probably becoming more clear to people why I'm single irl, lol
 
Are you effing kidding me?! SAME HERE. One of the many OCD quirks I have. And when I say I can't watch TV with the volume on an odd number, I mean it literally. If somebody else has the remote and refuses to adjust the volume just cause they're a dickhead, I have to leave the room.

I think it is probably becoming more clear to people why I'm single irl, lol
This cracked me up!!!
Instead of leaving the room though I prefer fighting for the remote and knocking the person out cold which allows me to peacefully watch TV with the volume set on even number.
 
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