Banter Random Facts About Yourself

One of my favorite snacks lately is chopped zucchini sautéed with a decent amount of salt. And when I cook it, I like to not use a spatula. To toss the zucchini, I do that jerk thing with the pan and flip the zucchini in the air like I’m the Swedish Chef.

I also giggle in my head when I was the zucchini beforehand. I’m such a child...
 
I often have this feeling that i wasn't ment to be here, doing the things that I'm doing now. When i get the feeling i go into a deep daydream and see the world from space, i see it as a disgusting place, where people everywhere are trapped by the rules of society and if they don't conform they are outcast from what is considered to be normal. I feel everyones suffering, for it is my own, we were ment to live life as we, the individual sees fit, not by what a group of high and mighty rich fucks want it to be. Sometimes i feel like we're being watched by extraterrestrial life and instead of feeling fear, i feel shame and embarrassment for what the human being is capable of. Such violence and greed, its a wonder why they haven't exterminated our kind yet, unless they get a sick pleasure out of watching us kill ourselves.
 
I often have this feeling that i wasn't ment to be here, doing the things that I'm doing now. When i get the feeling i go into a deep daydream and see the world from space, i see it as a disgusting place, where people everywhere are trapped by the rules of society and if they don't conform they are outcast from what is considered to be normal. I feel everyone's suffering, for it is my own, we were meant to live life as we, the individual sees fit, not by what a group of high and mighty rich fucks want it to be. Sometimes i feel like we're being watched by extraterrestrial life and instead of feeling fear, i feel shame and embarrassment for what the human being is capable of. Such violence and greed, its a wonder why they haven't exterminated our kind yet, unless they get a sick pleasure out of watching us kill ourselves.
dude me to then i said fuck it and got baked (ps i let autocorrect handle some of your typos brah)
 
I always laugh at my own jokes.

I like the feeling of needles going into my muscles. No, I'm not some type of illegal drug user. Just find the feeling exciting.

I like lingerie. All kinds of lingerie that I would be able to comfortably wear underneath my clothes. Seamless lingerie is my favorite.
 
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