Random Quotes

[TallulahBlue]

"Hell yeah, I'd hit that."

-My head, every time it's around open cupboard doors and other hard surfaces when I least expect it.

 

[LastOne]

"Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately." I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob." -Office Space

 

[TallulahBlue]

"Sorry y'all, I just need to plug in my phone for a few minutes. Carry on."

-me, as I pull the casket a few inches away from the wall during a funeral

 

[TallulahBlue]

"I am going to create a social networking service that is business oriented and available globally."

-Abraham LinkedIn

 

[Taliswing78]

"Don't survive, LIVE"-me when doing everything...espeically the stuff that makes people ask "WTFRUDoing?"

 

[TallulahBlue]

"You snooze, you lose."

-competitive insomniacs

 

[Log]

"Now King Me so I can get my kung on"

-Decrepitus Naughttold

 

[Momo111]

Machete don't text.

- Machete ( from the first movie )

 

[PumpkinPie]

 

[WhatTheActualFuck]

"We like people for their qualities, but love them for their defects." John Myers, Hellboy

 

[TallulahBlue]

"Heey, 'sup sexy girl? Ya ever have a girl lick your pussy before?"

-me, calling the 84 year old woman who won the Powerball jackpot a while back.

#CringeQuote

 

[LastOne]

I know you’re not standing on your front porch with a bag of money waiting for me to call you. But I’m not some 18-year-old selling a cure for AIDS. I’m 46 years old, I have 22 years market experience, I know this business. So pick up your skirt, grab your balls, and lets go make some money

 

[Hgirl1]

"People like to say love is unconditional, but it's not, and even if it was unconditional, it's still never free. There's always an expectation attached. They always want something in return. Like they want you to be happy or whatever and that makes you automatically responsible for their happiness because they won't be happy unless you are ... I just don't want that responsibility."

The sea of tranquility

 

[Brock90]

I have learned silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind; yet, strange, I am ungrateful to those teachers.

Khalil Gibran

 

[Keyan]

Oscar Wilde: “The truth is rarely pure and never simple.”

 

[Misha000]

Holly - Red Dwarf