(this is my personal favorite): "A man was shot to death while in his car. There were no powder marks on his clothing, which indicated that the gunman was outside the car. However, all the windows were up and the doors locked. After a close inspection was made, the only bullet holes discovered were on the man’s body. How was he murdered?"
"It’s 3 a.m., the doorbell rings and you wake up. Unexpected visitors! It’s your parents and they are here for breakfast. You have strawberry jam, honey, wine, bread and cheese. What is the first thing you open?"
"A girl, at the funeral of her mother, met a guy whom she did not know. The girl fell for the guy and wanted to contact him. She looks for him but couldn’t find him. A few days later she kills her sister. Why did she do that?"
After years of psychedelic drug abuse and a history of drug induced psychosis she goes on a 72 hr meth binge. Believing her sister is the devil and wants to eat her liver she kills her in self defence. The guy she fell for went on to eke out a meagre existence as the assistant night manager at a box factory. He currently lives with his wife and 2 kids in the western suburbs of Sydney. Don't do drugs
"One day a little boy named went over to his parents and said that he wanted to shoot people and blow them up. His parents were really proud of his career choice. What did he want to do?"
Aha!! I think I've got it! At first I was thinking suicide, but that made no sense...then I thought "it's a soft top with the roof down!!" Is that right?