Share a really weird/bizarre dream

Stanthropical

Stanthropical

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Share a recent dream you've had that was really weird, absurdly lucid, whacky af, etc...

Let's not start fabricating things, though.
 
My dream last night:

I'm driving down the highway and something doesn't seem right... Road is curving to the left and right far too often, colors of everything are off, lane markings are inconsistent and the car doesn't seem so respond to steering input—like there's delayed response.

So I start suspecting that I'm dreaming and start steering erratically, but the car isn't going out of control, I'm not leaving my lane or hitting any other cars... I decide for sure that I'm dreaming and wake up a moment later.

When I wake up, I find myself in a ditch, off the highway, against the train tracks and the train has derailed, and tipped over. There's a bunch of people coming down the embankment from the highway—camera man and a guy with microphone, a photographer taking pics of me, other people making their way carefully down the slope...

I'm trying to figure whether I lost consciousness in an accident, or fell asleep, or wtf... I'm moving around all my limbs, shoulders, fingers, feeling my head for injuries. No injuries.

I start gathering my shit to take with me, because I know the car isn't going anywhere, my phone has a few missed calls, some guy walks from the front to the back of the car, saying "Yeah, we already know, we know."

Outside in the left side some dude is handing me a power bank, I take it and place it on the dash, asking "What is this for?" The guy says "We're trying to blah blah, mumble..." I say "What?" He replies with the same bullshit. I ask again "Huh?" Again he replies with the same bullshit. I get annoyed and tell him "I can't understand wtf you're saying. You're mumbling. Can you speak clearly, mother fucker?"

And I wake up for real at that moment.

I was thinking about this dream all day.
 
I had a bizarre dream that I was abducted, and somehow I ended up in the South with these two weird women. The one woman decided she was going to pierce my nose. So she did only I kept losing my nose ring and so she kept giving me dangling earrings to put in my nose. I am awake now and my nose is sore, and I have no idea why I was abducted.
 
Had a dream about waking up, kinda gave me a mindfuck when i woke up for real.
 
Sleep paralysis count?

I was lying in bed, something behind me, something I felt was not a nice being, and I couldn’t move, couldn’t scream, anything.

Thankfully my bed buddy heard me whimpering and asked if I was ok and that snapped me out of it.

Horrible.
 
Walking in the park when a chill breeze sprang up so I turned around and conveniently, there was the front door of a shopping mall right behind me. I walked into a clothing shop and found a lovely jacket with a white fur collar. I looked up and outside the store, on a snow and wind-swept prairie was an arctic fox, crying. I walked outside to see what was wrong and decided he was cold. I went to put the new jacket around him but that made him cry even more. Then I looked at the collar and decided to remove it. As soon as I did, it turned into a baby fox and the two ran off into a blizzard. Before I could move, strong arms grabbed me, it was security but looked like a cave man. He carried me into a cave (With bars on the windows (I know, windows in a cave, weird)). He threw me down at the back of the cave and reached for his loin-cloth. I screamed and woke up. Damn..

Ls x
 
Right before I'm supposed to leave for a trip, I always have bizzare, vivid dreams like plane crashing, train track accidents, brake failure in car, hijack, bomb explosion or something equally dramatic. Also it is said that when we dream of ourselves dying, we instantly wake up because our brain does not know how to process what happens after we die, or also due to the sudden adrenaline rush, but I never really wake up at the moment I'm supposed to die but everything goes black or bright red, followed by a deafening silence.
I always wake up hoping that it isn't a premonition. Needless to say, the whole duration of journey I'm constantly twitching uneasily at the slightest of noise and a pain in the ass for my co-passengers, no matter how ridiculous the dream was.
 
I have no idea what this dream was about, but for some reason I remember one specific image from the dream I had last night. There was a wall covered in black unwrapped condoms, unused, just sticking to the wall... o_O
 
Ok... I remember like half a handfull of dreams per year, but this one was frigheningly real and oddly precise "sex dream":

I somehow lived in London and got picked up by 4 men in a very small car to go to a big party.... And every tie the driver touched his hair, he lost a few of his dreadlocks which was kinda disgusting. So i got out of the car only to realize i was not wearing any pants. So pulled my sweater down, except that the tip of my dick was still visible, but nobody cared so neither did I (except that i had to pull my sweter down the whole time). Then I realized i needed to get a haircut so i left the party but didn't want to go with the disgusting rasta guy, so i took the busline nr. 8. The problem was that i didn't now the adress of the hair dresser so i sat at the station, trying to remember, next to a cute homeless girl. Thats when a tramay arrived, with an orgy in the first wagon. There were like really beautiful people (top models/pornstars, etc...) having sex with loud weird and funny benny hill kind of music. I was kind of surprised as you can imagine, and even more as the homeless girl pulled off her coat yelling "tada!"... She was actually also a very pretty girl wearing a suit or something and she said that she organized that tramway as a publicity stunt for a sex club and that asked if i liked. To which i replied that I wouldn't go there with that music and that i had an appointment with my hairdresser anyways.... So i stood up, my dick still hanging out under my sweater and stepped intonthe bus nr. 8.

The end...

No analyse this, Freud!
 
Recently been having dreams about alone and happy. This is disturbing because in reality I cant stand being alone. Maybe it was my way of coping not having him around lately, but everytime I wake, it's loneliness I feel not happiness. Hopefully tonight, no such dream. My love is home with me at last.
 
When reading through the replies...it seems a lot of people have scary dreams.... :-(
Feels like im lucky to sleep dreamlessly 99% of the times...

J.
 
I usually have two different ones where either I'm pregnant or someone is trying to break into my house and I'm home alone at night. :/ lol
 
I rarely dream but last night I dreamt I was in a hotel room in Italy and the first night I looked out the window and the sky was full of purple lights and I thought to myself wow this is what @Hgirl1 had as her profile pic.

That’s all I can remember ...
 
Stanthropical said:
I used to have a recurring dream of being on a fishing boat as a huge wave is flipping and engulfing the boat. That's all I remember from that dream.
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I had reoccurring dreams ... they fucking shat my head in half when I was a teenager.

One was where I was falling: Always on my right side, hair flailing, all bunched up in fetal position and pitch darkness because I'm scrunching my eyes shut, whincing and muscles all contracted in anticipation of hitting the ground! I'd always be anxiously frozen in the same position without opening my eyes while waiting, falling at extreme velocity, feeling the air rushing past my body! Never did connect and hit anything and always woke up before any imminent impact occurred! FUCK IT WAS REAL!

THE other one was where I was climbing, more specifically up the inside of a grey stone tower that resembled that of a castle. I always started out on a very narrow staircase with no railing in the middle of the tower and would look down and see all the many winding stone steps spiraling down for what seemed like forever into the darkness and then I'd look up and see the sunlight shining in a small circle really, really far away and I'd get dizzy from looking down again and feel like I was going to fall so would always end up on my knees crawling so as not to fall and squashing my right shoulder into the wall, trying to keep as close the the wall as possible as I climbed upwards.
ALSO VERY FUCKING REAL!

BOTH were completed terrifying and would come quite often (in amongst heaps more movie length and detailed ones) for a few years!!
 
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