Share a really weird/bizarre dream

I was at a movie theatre. And had to pee during a really good part. So I went to pee, and it was the longest pee ever. I could hear the audience enjoying the movie, but I couldn't stop peeing.

This guy came in and says, "boy you filled that one up" and I looked down and the toilet was full to the brim.
 
I have a recurring dream. In the dream I wake up in a living room( I'm aware in the dream) I'm standing in front of a double window looking out at a field of gray. As I look it gets clearer and the field is ashes with burned tree stumps as far as I can see. There's smoke swirling around on the ground like fog and I'm watching the smoke and notice movement in the distance. I focus on it and it's a woman in a governess dress like 1800s style. She's walking toward me like way out there and I start getting chills and the most horrible feeling the closer she gets. I can't see her face but I know she's staring at me and I can't move. I look away for a second and she's gone. And I know what's coming in the dream every time but I can't not turn around. I turn and look and she's there in the room right behind me. All I can see is her eyes and they're black burned holes. All I can feel is terror. The pure hatred and evil in her eyes scares me and I startle awake crying and shaking. So yeah that's my dream. I've had it for years
 
I had a dream where I was in a haunted hospital and I had to try and find my way out, but the halls would keep shifting and changing. There would be magical things I would find that would help me (I don't remember what any of them were) and then I found out some giant monster was chasing me the entire time and it tried to kill me. I never escaped because I woke up, the end.
 
I had a weird dream that woke me up at 01:30 this morning. Some strange character, similar looking to something Chris (Simpsons Artist) creates, was following me around a cinema. It was trying to attack me and I couldn’t move. I can’t remember much else. Was odd.
 
I had a sex dream last night. Nothing to write home about, just a medieval fantasy themed one. I was wearing a witch Halloween costume I wore a few years ago and a barbarian guy came across my little witch house in the woods, he hit on me, then we fucked. The end.
 
I dreamt that it was raining heavily in a large mud field and there were slugs everywhere chasing me. I couldn't fu*king end it, no matter how hard I tried ;(
 
There was this one time at band camp where i was dressed as a male cheerleader and i had to do a cheer for Freddy Kruger and Chuckie the doll and if they didn't like it i had to go live with Jason Voorhees under the water . So when my time came to cheer Freddy Kruger threw his cuts onto me and Chuckie started shanking him. All of a sudden Jason jumps out of the water and starting rapping but nothing was said. I woke up just to find out it was all a dream but Chuckie and Freddy were making out in my room honestly it kind of turned me on. Then they turned to me and i woke up. I had a boner that night so i searched pornhub and typed in horror porn in the search box and that's how i discovered horror porn.
 
Last night I had a dream I was at my friends house, with lots of our friends. I was in their bathroom, but the house was a mansion (their house irl isn’t) and the bathroom was HUGE. I was going to the toilet, but in the dark because I couldn’t find a light. Everyone was waiting for me, because they wanted us to go out. I dunno wtf any of this means, but it’s stayed with me all day.
 
Dancing in the moonlight with @TinyNova, with each twirl out pops another incantation of our love: two wolves, a vixen and a Lynx, a mermaid and a fairy, and queen and her princess. 10 bodies, five couples, 2 hearts, one love. And feeling five times the extasy as the dance gets more intimate.
 
A very vivid dream last week I had, which I can't get out of my head (and involves one of the users from here (wtf)):

All I remember is: I'm backing up the car onto a grassy road shoulder, pointing out a bunch of massive combines in a small farm field and telling my passenger that's how it is in this area. I then tell my passenger that I'm tired and ask them whether they want to drive to which they agree. I then walk around the car to switch places, but they're not getting out and tells me that they won't be able to drive, because they don't have their eyeglasses with them, while never showing their face to me.

I walk back around, get in the car and start driving, making a U-turn and driving over a tiny bush full of bees in the grassy part of the shoulder...

The fucking bees freak out and start flying everywhere, bouncing off me and the passenger, bees crawling all over the dash, light switch, steering wheel... Passenger is yelling "Go go go go go!" as I floor the gas pedal and speed off while waiting for the bee stings, but I'm relieved that, to my assumption, that we were speeding off too fast for the bees to sting us.

...And I woke up with my heart racing. Lol
 
A very vivid dream last week I had, which I can't get out of my head (and involves one of the users from here (wtf)):

All I remember is: I'm backing up the car onto a grassy road shoulder, pointing out a bunch of massive combines in a small farm field and telling my passenger that's how it is in this area. I then tell my passenger that I'm tired and ask them whether they want to drive to which they agree. I then walk around the car to switch places, but they're not getting out and tells me that they won't be able to drive, because they don't have their eyeglasses with them, while never showing their face to me.

I walk back around, get in the car and start driving, making a U-turn and driving over a tiny bush full of bees in the grassy part of the shoulder...

The fucking bees freak out and start flying everywhere, bouncing off me and the passenger, bees crawling all over the dash, light switch, steering wheel... Passenger is yelling "Go go go go go!" as I floor the gas pedal and speed off while waiting for the bee stings, but I'm relieved that, to my assumption, that we were speeding off too fast for the bees to sting us.

...And I woke up with my heart racing. Lol
Wowww :eek::)
Thats fascinating stan
Probably still terrifying
 
The past few nights I’ve had really intense dreams, none of which were pleasant. I’ve also got a fever, which might be relevant.
Weirdly, three people I’ve spoken with, who also aren’t feeling very well at the moment, have mentioned having vivid and unpleasant dreams recently.

Most memorable one was, I drove my car to a junction and I was texting on my phone (I don’t use my phone while driving). I stopped the car at the junction and just got out, didn’t put handbrake on. Car rolled off at speed and crashed into a man, killing him. I saw him all mangled up and I was asking others if I’d go to prison for life. Then I woke up.

Edit : Makes sense - https://www.healthline.com/health/fever-dream#takeaway
 
I had a dream today, which I just remembered for some odd reason... I was charging my phone via cable, picking it up and it started deforming, and becoming flexible and droopy like melted chocolate or bread dough. Wtf?
 

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