So someone tell some jokes or funny memories, memes, gifs, youtube links. I am just desperate for something to make me giggle.
I'll tell you one memory I had when I was 3 yrs old. I saw my granda sleeping at the porch with his mouth wide open. I also saw a small kitten underneath a chair. So what I did was take the kitten and put it in his mouth and said "die old man" and ran really fast home because he woke up and chased me. He was laughing hard though, he was not mad at all. And I had no idea I said that, my mom just told me. I do remember putting the kitten in his mouth.
Welcome. It fits the category 'so bad ...it's so good' As long as it did the job my work is done *Mike drop*
I bought three bags of salt for sidewalks. When I got home, without thinking, I grabbed all three of them and carried them from the garage to the house, but didn't make it through the door of the house and dropped them all. Bottom one broke and made a mess. I then realized they're 50LB bags and why my face nearly exploded when I twisted my body the wrong way while carrying them. fml Also, fuck you, snow!
whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face! Chef Joke!
If you're out hiking or walking with friends and see a cave, walk in together, then whilst you're friends are inside, shout "bear!!!!" At the top of your voice. It's interesting to see who gets out first in a mixed group. Funny as fuck too. ;-)
Yeah, im a burly fellow, and I caught it. Not as bad as my coworker backing a forklift into me. She denies it, and she is a nice old lady, so I wont yell at her lol
I do too. Its a dangerous place lol. I was also electricuted there. I yelled FUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!! In recieving lmao
