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[PheonixxxMonroe]

*Throws breakfast at you and you have to catch it where you sit/lay to eat it ... It's chia porridge or cereal and milk

I ran out of milk!

 

[LilithX]

I tell you to go out and milk the goat. Only to find out later, you milked the male goat.


My to do list today is too long.

 

[emptynestcpl]

Stop wanting to fuck every guy in town.

I need to mow the yard.

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Use goats mentioned above!

Fake profile makers/users SUCK! I wonder if it's low self esteem or some sort of mental illness or perhaps both that spurs people to pull that shit?! Sad!!

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Post banana bread gifs to them and be done.

I want a cheese toastie and can't be bothered to get off my bed.

Is there strong medication hidden within the bread???

*Tells you to stay riiight there and I'll be a doll and grab it for you!*
Pegs hot cheese toastie full pelt at the ceiling fan on highest setting directly above your head ... oh look, I chopped it for you!

I have an itchy leg

 

[fletnix]

Grab some tics and apply generously to affected leg. Pretty soon the itch will be the least of your concerns.

I have too many commitments this weekend and can’t get any housework done.

 

[Saximony]

Hire a maid.

I cant seem to get out of this rut.

 

[Normalish]

Don't drink so much then you won't fall over.

My head is banging

 

[Stanthropical]

Turn off that funky ass metal if you're looking to stay still.

My car needs a wash, but it's below freezing outside.