Solve your problems here

[Stanthropical]

Post a problem, get a solution by next poster. Once you post a solution, also post your problem. Etc...

(Problems dont have to be real. Nor do solutions)

 

[InvincibleLight]

My pet hellflower stole a shotgun and is threatening to massacre a country, what do I do?

 

[WordSalad]

You sit back and watch the carnage unfold with the hope that you will be installed as the new defacto Leader of said country!


Need a good local cannabis connect!!

 

[InvincibleLight]

Go to the local police station. I'm sure they know all the best drug dealers.


I need a new vacuum cleaner

 

[WordSalad]

You buy a Hoover and find out it REALLY sucks!!


My sex drive FAR exceeds my ability to meet women that like me in that way!!

 

[InvincibleLight]

Buy a cheaper sex drive.


I want something to eat, but I don't want to consume food.

 

[Donjuan85]

I'm still trying to answer that question too. All I can say is you win some you loose some. But trust me there are some marvelous Freaks out there.


Shit I'm late...
Answer pussy

Problem-I'm looking to find a rush! what should I do?

 

[Stanthropical]

No need to rush anything. Go on a slow ride—take it easy.

I'm tired and it's not even 1pm

 

[WordSalad]

Cocaine?


I'm also tired and don't have any stimulants! lol

 

[TacoBelle]

Smoke weed.


I'm misunderstood. Help.

 

[Slopps]

Use your boobs to make your point.
What...? It's your own fault for letting me give advice! Geez...

My bosses get fired about every 12 months and I'm afraid 1 of the new ones will eventuslly realize I'm clueless....

 

[Donjuan85]

Kick there asses

What should I wear to the rave tomorrow?

 

[Stanthropical]

A panda costume with nothing under.

My sandwich was too small.

 

[WordSalad]

Go to Kroger, make yourself a bigger, BETTER, AWESOMER sammich!


I want pizza for dinner but I don't want to go get it!

 

[Donjuan85]

Send the kid down the street



Is being a whore a hobby?
Just a general thoughts kind of question

 

[Stanthropical]

Does not compute. Sounds like a personal problem.

I need a Google Home Mini in my fridge.

 

[TacoBelle]

But do you really need that?


What do I make for dinner?

 

[WordSalad]

A phone call to Uber Eats/DoorDash!


I need a hug!

 

[Stanthropical]

Wear a sweater. It's like wearing a hug.

I need sleep and it's not even 5 pm

 

[fletnix]

Replace the batteries in your watch. It’s actually 11pm.

I have a meeting with a client but can’t stand inane chit chat.