Stomach issues.. Grrrrrr (TMI)

Random question..

Been dieting like mad recently and my stomach has stopped moving things through!

I'm so bloated and need something to "unblock" me if you know what I mean

Any ideas or recommendations girlies?

Thanx and sorry for topic!!! desperate for help!

 

Hiya, thanks and no, its not the top of my stomach its constipation! LOL I need something to (TMI) loosen the bottom end..

 

My penis. Sorry couldn't resist
Ex lax , fiber , metamucil , my penis!

 

Coffee usually works!

 

Take a trip to your nearest Taco Bell and you will be food to go.

 

Ok bro... I laughed pretty fucking hard when i read you saying it for the second time there! Hahahahahahaha

.. Ahem, sorry Kirsty.. Just couldn't resist; plus I assume your problem is resolved (hopefully!) by now..

 

I had to say it the second time . I couldn't resist.

 

Have a pokey bum wank. It may dislodge any potential air pocket or stubborn stool. You may also enjoy it. However, best do it in the shower in case you accidentally hit the "brown spot" and follow through.

 

Mushy peas

 

Guys, I believe it should already be over by now...

 

As long as its not all over the floor

 

Hahahaha... Savageee!!